According to Google, we had no president between 2021 and 2025 lol
23.01.2025 06:42
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According to Google, we had no president between 2021 and 2025 lol
It is the best feeling in the world to finally poop when you haven’t pooped in a few days 😩
That is an insane thing to say about TRUMP’S inauguration specifically
This got such a deep chuckle out of me 🤣
Doing my part to bring the best of twitter to bsky :D
Sorry for the doompost but mark my words, Donald Trump will not experience a single consequence for any of the felonies he has committed at all for the remainder of his life.
Oh that’s a bar 👀
Y’all think GTA V will smell like cocaine and stripper glitter too or is that just me?
No cuz I kinda want it lol
He is such a chode, I can’t 😩
Love her down 👏🏾
Off by about 80 years there…
Please do not keep flesh of any kind in jars in your house, people 😭
Well if you haven’t said “Fuck Florida” yet today, here’s your opportunity, friends
Which is crazy because I thought “taking full responsibility” was the CEO bread n butter, or at least it is when layoffs happen 🤔🤔🤔🤔
Literally throwing money at the raging fire 😭😭😭 life isn’t real guys
I’m willing to bet it will still somehow be Taylor Swift lol
Well this is a hilarious turn of events lol get chatgpt to write the manifesto for you too while you’re at it
Oh they will and it will be glorious lol
Absurd
Shopify, noooooooo! 😭
Weirdly enough, community notes on Twitter post-Elon was one of the few
positive things attempting to keep the platform at least tolerable so maybe it’s better than nothing? Still an awful direction to go in overall though, major L for Meta
Which is random as hell lol let’s go to war with Iceland while we’re at it, those mofos have been enjoying those hot springs way too damn much! Batshit 🤣
The question is, how do we make real, honest journalism *sound* like sensationalist slop so people want to read it? Gotta play the game imo, as devastating as the thought of that is
YUM
Damn :0 I wonder if we’d be tidally locked and our days turn into multiple-year Saturn orbits
A recent one of my derpo Morty ❤️
First EN vtuber on the platform?? :D Hello world!