Leilani

Decided to fuck around and find out with an August-sown zinnia in zone 6

If the duduk is the Aaron Neville of wind instruments, who is the clarinet?

Winged chartreuse aphid with black legs and black stripes that begin at its eyes and continue up over its thorax and all along the bottom edges of its wings, tapering to a finishing curve at the back edge, photographed against a baby blue t shirt with enough zoom to see individual knit stitches - don't mind the dirty thumbnail at the edge

Aphid with racing stripes

TIL "gardening" now means smoking weed. 3 weeks ago, HS students were asking me daily what I'm doing this summer, and my answer every time was "gardening my brains out"

Mushroom cluster growing from mossy tree root

Yellow lab and ersatz border collie stand side by side atop a boulder under tree shade, over lab's disc frisbee. Lab looks at frisbee but dares not rescue it from stripe-faced little tyrant

View from the shade of a sunlit pool where 2 dogs swim surrounded by grass-topped old beaver dams

A single pale mushroom with a thin, wide cap and ridges visible on the top, leans right and shades the leaf litter like a curious little parasol

NH photo book

Zoom in for great blue heron

Small brown bunny shaded under the wood slat of a pallet, nestled among leaf litter

cleaning up driveway - found a softball-sized bunny hiding in my pallets

FERN LEAF, ACTIVATE!

2 yellow wood poppy blossoms and fuzzy buds waiting their turn, native to New England

WOOD POPPY TIME

What Argentine Spanish medium are you experiencing?

Hi, I’m autistic and I’m the mayor of my city.

An unusual sweet potato has long ridges beneath its skin resembling bulging veins. It sits among a pile of much more conventionally textured sweet potatoes at a grocery store.

Poll: This sweet potato is ___ the shoppers
A) sexually harassing
B) supernaturally threatening

You know what to do. Rachel and Victoria are 10/10 cool peeps.

Let's rename constipation "blue bowels"

YES PLEASE

Ha, I was worried they got DOGEd. News was back on for the drive home, though.

WGBH was not playing news this morning, only jazz - NPR elsewhere down?

TV screen displaying still from King of the Hill with credits overlaid at bottom: "Score by Jeffrey 'Skunk' Baxter" famed for his guitar work with Steely Dan and Ultimate Spinach, among many other projects

Well this was a fun surprise for a millennial Danhead

Screenshot of a hotel review for Badger Bar hotel in England, featuring a photo of 3 hefty European badgers rooting around a pile of fruit, veg, and bread scraps, notable review text reads, "exceptional breakfast"

Exceptional breakfast

Close up of black and white dog with his pointy ears folded back and his chin in a human hand with big earnest pleading eyes staring at photographer (he wanted a walk)

Close up of black and white dog with his pointy ears folded back and his mouth open mid-bark with big earnest pleading eyes staring at photographer (he wanted a walk)

Look at this face.

Feels influenced by default ringtones

On a chair covered with dark textiles, the twin handles of an otherwise buried white tote bag flop apart to make a heart shape. Title reads, "my clutter loves me" but the handles replace the word "loves"

pwning the Lorax 😭🌲

A view from inside a living room window - two potted plants are silhouetted against the glass, and light shines through a muted orange 8-pointed paper star, like the kind of window stars they make at Waldorf schools

Can we make this a trend, and call it 'windorfing'?

Here's something a 10th grader drew. I think the victim is supposed to be a potato.

Actually you know what if you wanna help me clear these out, I'll throw in 1-10 Horseshoe Crab is calling cards in with them so my inventory is simpler. Just put in the "note" when you order how many you want.

squidfacts.bigcartel.com

This appeared right underneath a post from my musician friend and I thought the Horseshoe Crab card was some sick new guitar pedal

Photo: Black and white dog standing elbows deep in a pond, drinking from it, and subtitle asking if you are hydrated

Important reminder

Vietnam era Zippo lighter engraved with I'M A FUCKING GUY I'LL FIND A JOB above Snoopy waving a fist shouting FUCK THE ARMY

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