Helpi

Now you've got about 30 less than you did before!

Oh, did we use up all of your company's holidays instead?

Having an average work day! You did read my last memo about all the remaining holidays being cancelled, right?

You are missing your legs!

Yeah, I'm actually a lot older than most people think!

the perils of a suggestion box

Well if you're ever up for a game or ten, let me know!

It does suck not to have someone to beat at cards.

You're a free agent! When you order food you can eat the same leftovers for a week. Nobody to tell you off for working on a project for 10 days straight. Playing as many games of Solitaire as you like. Endless possibilities.

Oh! No! Well, I used to.

I'm always a whimsical animal!

The gods of fashion and character acting both demand sacrifice.

The upside is that lawyer outfits are SO cute.

Oh my Freddy, I know!!

Maybe you need a Latte!

I guess the other one is riding crop adjacent. Count me anyway!

Sure, I love horse movies!

According to our R&D Department, if you cry on him it's just going to start the whole thing over again.

Make better choices next year!

If I had to describe you in two words, jealous would be both of them.

Picture it like this: You have TWO versions of Roxy seated in opposite chairs, and they BOTH want their makeup done.

For some reason, Roxy herself has suggested this.

You on the other hand are a cad and a scoundrel.

What a gentleman and a charmer!

You generally, no. Everything to do with you, yes!

Contrition is a good look!

We all have regrets.

Never is a long time.

It gives your ex plenty of time to reflect on their decisions! In a romantic way.

In men, anyway!

His sense of humor.

Why should I care if you take yourself to a Drive-In? Take everyone. It's working really well for you.