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Stan Dalone

@standalone

Progenitor of grip and dip cuisine.

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a bridge over a body of water with a white house in the background ALT: a bridge over a body of water with a white house in the background
07.03.2026 03:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
07.03.2026 00:24 πŸ‘ 97 πŸ” 32 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So true queen

07.03.2026 00:39 πŸ‘ 291 πŸ” 42 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1

As a career fed let me say this pen is where it’s at.

05.03.2026 04:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Welcome to Apnea Chat

05.03.2026 03:50 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Big shock. Who could have seen this coming? The tech press is absolutely on the hook for pushing and platforming this huckster idiot for so many years and now he's stolen your data and your tax money. Stop listening to morons.

27.02.2026 18:18 πŸ‘ 95 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

Rubbing a little gasoline on my gums then grinning and nodding to my boss before he pays for his fill up.

04.03.2026 16:31 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nooooooo!! I know how a spoon works! *spits on a spittoon*

04.03.2026 04:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey good news, they want you to play a major role in Hollywood’s big new western! Yeah, they wrote the part with you in mind. They want you to play the DANDY! 🫡 πŸ˜‚

04.03.2026 04:20 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Jay testing out his flip phone’s digital zoom in low light.

03.03.2026 14:30 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Soon! πŸ™

03.03.2026 03:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nooooooo! I didn’t act fast enough! ☹️

03.03.2026 02:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

AWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!

03.03.2026 01:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

AWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!

02.03.2026 23:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This reminds me, I haven't watched Ren and Stimpy in forever

02.03.2026 04:31 πŸ‘ 82 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0
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LAPD addresses using food delivery robot video footage in recent arrest The Los Angeles Police Department released a statement this week addressing the use of video from food delivery robots after several media reports claimed companies were providing footage for use in i...

It’s open season, folks!

01.03.2026 22:19 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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Nobody has ever gotten the better of Ilhan on Twitter.

01.03.2026 16:33 πŸ‘ 403 πŸ” 25 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 2

I’m not surprised he aligned himself with a despotic regime. Would be equally unsurprised to see him aligned with a heavily armed leftist guerrilla group. His politics were very mushy indeed, but now he’s gone. Dust in the wind.

01.03.2026 17:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ken got too big for his britches!

01.03.2026 04:09 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Not a single one of these psychos cares even a little bit about the people being bombed. I hate them all

28.02.2026 23:57 πŸ‘ 1805 πŸ” 235 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 1

More! 😍

01.03.2026 00:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Trump accepting the inaugural FIFA Peace Prize

Trump accepting the inaugural FIFA Peace Prize

Is everyone enjoying the Pax Maga?

28.02.2026 17:03 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The β€œReal America” is a private club, whose members are sadistic pedophiles and murderers. They think of the working class as their property. The imagine the entire globe as their birthright. They are relieved to not have to pretend anymore.

28.02.2026 16:07 πŸ‘ 381 πŸ” 75 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2

Time for another update.

28.02.2026 17:13 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

no rush guys

28.02.2026 16:49 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

He’ll be licking his lips as the corpses roll in.

28.02.2026 08:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Can’t believe this fucking GOBLIN is our president. Our country is irredeemably fucked.

28.02.2026 08:49 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

You bastard.

28.02.2026 08:36 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Looks like someone forgot to ply my president with a fake peace trophy this week.

28.02.2026 07:41 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Should have warned ya!

28.02.2026 03:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0