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Remembering Daniel Craig answering that question from the kid in Road to Perdition - "Why are you always smiling?" "'Cause it's all so fucking hilarious."

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To be fair, his time working as a Blackwater mercenary has probably softened him.

06.03.2026 15:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nothing will ever top that original picture but I need people to understand that this is probably one of the most unreal guys alive. A totally impossible guy. Like by all rights he should not exist but at the same time he could of course only exist in the dimension we’re all trapped in.

06.03.2026 15:49 πŸ‘ 705 πŸ” 122 πŸ’¬ 86 πŸ“Œ 80

Cmon man you can’t look like all the members of Sublime were put in the machine from The Fly together and say this

01.10.2024 22:46 πŸ‘ 772 πŸ” 126 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 3

Evangelicals crave the end of the world - they should not be allowed in β€œthe halls of power.”

06.03.2026 15:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Trump names Corey Lewandowski the Supreme Ayatollah.

05.03.2026 22:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You see this sort of thing if you're a certain age - as a man - and you have to wonder if this isn't related to the TV show V.

Is the new face to support the fake skin over the scales?

05.03.2026 22:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve been asked if I would support Sen. Mullin as Noem’s replacement.

The answer is a resounding NO. The rot in DHS is deep, much deeper than any individual.

It’s a question of policy not personnel. The Senate should not consider any DHS Secretary nominee until DHS and ICE are reined in.

05.03.2026 21:30 πŸ‘ 11926 πŸ” 2494 πŸ’¬ 1555 πŸ“Œ 305

When was the last time an American Cabinet Secretary had to resign because of outside the marriage sex?

It feels so European.

05.03.2026 22:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Great. He replaced the lady who shot her dog with the guy who hid behind a chair on January 6th.

05.03.2026 20:02 πŸ‘ 393 πŸ” 131 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 10

No ones ever torpedoed their own partys chances in a midterm the way Trump is trying to

05.03.2026 21:52 πŸ‘ 58 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

Nobody’s gonna weep for Kristi Noem but let’s face it, she was doing *exactly* what she was told to do. Firing her is a clumsy, obvious PR move that US media will undoubtedly help promote.

05.03.2026 21:54 πŸ‘ 74 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

what i think is going on w/ graham platner fwiw: a certain cohort of D pundits & self-appointed leaders, disproportionately male and gentile, have decided that in order to appeal to low-trust men (whose votes they seem to think count more) it's necessary to allow a little antisemitism, as a treat

05.03.2026 21:54 πŸ‘ 629 πŸ” 92 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 15

Kristi Noem has done a stunning amount of damage and it’s good she’s gone.

But this doesn’t change the fact that we need a complete overhaul of DHS, impartial investigations into the killings of two American citizens, and information on children that were taken from Minnesota.

05.03.2026 19:38 πŸ‘ 40228 πŸ” 9070 πŸ’¬ 1492 πŸ“Œ 306
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Balint to Noem: "You're the secretary of DHS -- for now. And you think you're immune from accountability. But I promise you this: one day he is not gonna be president anymore. And when that day comes, we will still be here. And in hearings like this, we are going to continue to prove your guilt."

04.03.2026 19:13 πŸ‘ 28154 πŸ” 7512 πŸ’¬ 1135 πŸ“Œ 679

Just the cherry on the top that Noem goes out by spouting out another falsehood.

George Orwell did not say this:

winstonchurchill.hillsdale.edu/rough-men-st...

05.03.2026 20:28 πŸ‘ 133 πŸ” 31 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 4

When the replacement is a Christian Nationalist who is dumber and crueler than Noem … Well β€œgood thing” is doing the work of Atlas on the tortoise.

05.03.2026 20:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Platner’s Peanuts - all the same

05.03.2026 14:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

in which ryan grim has conducted some crack sourcing to "uuuhhhh maybe the vdare guy said his wife had a jewish name sooo uuuhh they're all jews???? because the vdare guy said so????"

excellent job ryan no notes besides (terms of service violation) yourself

www.peterbrimelow.com/p/is-maine-l...

05.03.2026 06:57 πŸ‘ 226 πŸ” 30 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 8

Why don't they get AI on top of it!

05.03.2026 01:42 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Well, now as long as God has spoken.

05.03.2026 01:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The mixture of shit and piss in a toilet bowel is hereby named a Leavitt.

05.03.2026 01:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Someone notify Josh Hawley that the government is infiltrating and investigating the Catholic Church again!

05.03.2026 01:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Who did this investigation? Someone notify Senator Hawley that the government is infiltrating the Catholic Church again!

05.03.2026 01:36 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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John Fetterman breaks with Democrats opposed to Iran strikes, backs Trump's decision to act Sen. John Fetterman, D-Pa., broke from Democratic colleagues Saturday and supported President Donald Trump's joint U.S.-Israel military strikes against Iran in Operation Epic Fury.

Actually, what . . .

You know who else was a big, goofy antiwar candidate progressives loved?

05.03.2026 01:35 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œScripture is full of kings brought low by their own arrogance”

17.02.2026 00:14 πŸ‘ 366 πŸ” 66 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 7

Susan Collins just gave Donald Trump the green light to take further unilateral military action that could push the United States into another endless war without oversight.

She doesn't have the courage to stand up to the President, even when American lives are on the line.

04.03.2026 22:10 πŸ‘ 765 πŸ” 231 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 11

And there's zero reason to believe that Platner would be any different. The guy worked as a mercenary for a company spun off from Blackwater.

04.03.2026 23:30 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Graham Platner has a Blackwater problem | Opinion The Senate candidate's previous association with the private military contractor that committed various war crimes in Iraq cannot be overlooked.

Do they forget that after his tours, Platner went back as a merc for a spinoff of Blackwater?

04.03.2026 23:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

One does not answer the question the way Noem did if the answer is "no".

04.03.2026 23:10 πŸ‘ 1470 πŸ” 233 πŸ’¬ 55 πŸ“Œ 8

Are the reasons because Trump is a liar, an idiot, and corrupt?

04.03.2026 23:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0