OhBraains🧟‍♂️

You’d have to pay me $1000000 a second to get me to agree to getting waterboarded. I could use almost $500000.

The WP praising her restraint for not blaming the dead service members for making the President look bad by dying in an inconvenient manner.

It’s Risk as played by someone with late stage syphillis.

Depends on what you decide to do with them. Books and rocks rank high in thudage, when the decision has been made to throw them off a very high place, for example.

Maybe it’s the thudding scale. I’m not a thudologist.

Especially impressive is that it clearly teleported there before ignition.

Is it bad that US submarines two days into totally not a war act worse than literal Nazi submarines before the Laconia incident?

As someone with vessels all over the world, I personally wouldn’t establish the rule that you can attack ships anywhere, but I’m also not googling “Strait of Hormuz” two days after starting a war.

Nürburgring lap videos:

Pushing a Porsche Hypercar to the new lap record? 😴

Going sicko mode in a 56 year old land ship? 🫡

The funniest videos of his are people in supercars getting really pissed he is overtaking them in a random rust bucket.

The man is nuts, but he’s not nuts enough to underestimate the importance of proper grip.

How did fumbling an Indy career for a nascar whatever the opposite of a career is qualify her to talk about F1 anyway?

How is “he was dumb enough as a soldier to get a Nazi tattoo,” not enough to dismiss him as a political candidate? At least he wasn’t a mercenary for a notorious privatized war crimes gang. Oh, wait.

Not a fan of slandering adult arts and crafts like that.

If those fuckers understood stories, they’d read one of the many about people who drive themselves insane by trying to not grieve.

“Improve your posture,” they said, “it will deal with the back pain,” they said. I was living the shrimp life for years, now everything that didn’t hurt before is on fire. But, to be fair, at least I can see further.

I mean, the US haven’t not bombed the Middle East since the 90s. So that’s a case of the more things stay the same, same.

More like yawn chairs. A hypergolic recliner though…

They copied the Mercury Atlas?

I subscribe to the Felix Dzerzhinsky school of counterintelligence, to me weird intra-group internet feuds are CI working as intended.

Whatever gel works best with his running belt.

The enemy gets a vote? The enemy? You gave him a vote?

That’s not how you say wurst. This joke is linguistically inaccurate and must therefore be rejected. Ist das klar?

So it’s neither real nor satire, but a third thing.

The ideal destination for people who think a plantation house wedding is romantic, but not authentic, because there isn’t any ongoing slave labor involved.

It must be infuriating for US pilots to be on the receiving end of friendly fire for a change.

Listen, the job is to shoot down planes. Can’t be expected to do any further identification beyond that, because that would reduce lethality.

Being the secretary of warrior posing has its perks.

He only remembers the gym, because that is where he almost broke his record for not exactly a pull up.

Who could have foreseen that a highly militarized county, located in one of the most important areas for the production and transportation of petroleum and petroleum products, would have a plan to interfere with the production and transportation of petroleum and petroleum products?