Michelle Wolfson

I love these so much!!!

my local park is full of hundreds of snow sculptures and someone has been adding museum labels

Bad Bunny now has more rushing yards than the New England Patriots

Good Will Dunkin best commercial by a mile.

Wait, what the hell?? These curlers are way more fit looking than when i first saw this sport at the 2010 games

Maybe if i work on my beer belly, it will improve my cold tolerance

Is there an equivalent summer games sport to curling? i.e. one for the average person where all I need is a beer belly and some domestic cleaning skills, but for those of us with an intolerance to cold. Let me know. I have my eye on the summer games 2028.

I’m watching luge and I find I’m tensing my whole body and especially my feet and sort of tilting my body to help them steer. I’m pretty sure it’s working. #olympics

Mine went grey and seemed not to go through but I received an email confirmation. Thanks for providing this info.

There’s a GoFundMe for Jonathan Ross’s legal expenses for murdering Renee Good.

This violates GoFundMe’s Terms of Service. Everyone must report it.

A thread on how to do that 🧵

I’m closed to queries right now. But you can keep up to date on my website. Thanks.

Hi, this is Meg Barnette, Brad's wife.

While escorting a defendant out of immigration court at 26 Federal Plaza, Brad was taken by masked agents and detained by ICE.

This is still developing, and our team is monitoring the situation closely.

Yes, I “won” the toilet bowl in my fantasy league. My son will never let me live this down. Grrrr

A mini golden doodle dog wearing yellow and green dragon wings

Gloria wearing her dragon wings @darthbluesky.bsky.social

Omg was scanning the waiver wires at halftime to replace Daniel Jones, but wow wow wow that 2nd half! AND I’m a Giants fan, to boot! Yay!

Omg, NY Giants!! You are killing me!! And my fantasy team! Serves me
Right for thinking Daniel Jones might be able to do anything this season. I know I’m going to end up with the fucking toilet bowl trophy. Argh!!

My daughter is singing karaoke and my dog is hiding in my lap.

Feels like the early bird days so I thought I should tell you I had a yogurt for lunch.

I was really hoping it would be bluesking. 😂

So excited to join another social media platform!! Can’t wait to start…skying?? Blueing??? Bluesking?? Not sure they thought that one through.