Congress didn't authorize this war. There currently aren't troops on the ground. Not funding the war doesn't abandon brave soldiers in the field, it stops us from bombing more schoolgirls. Voting for funding endorses more lawlessness.
Cats looking for a bug
This is their "we saw a bug but we aren't gonna be good enough hunters to do anything about it" pose.
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Overstuffed luggage cart.
Kristi Noem packing up her outfits.
He can't outright fire her because it would highlight his terrible judgement, so he has to save face by giving her a made up job. Besides the utter humiliation she probably is getting off easy, but we must relish in the humiliation.
It's bonkers.
Much like his first term, the most famous person in the world for saying "you're fired" is too scared to tell people "you're fired."
A Mullin Mulligan.
Kristi Noem to lead the Special Envoy for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence.
Trump just took Kristi Noem out behind the barn then sent her to a different barn.
One dumbfuck out, new dumbfuck in.
Reports are he's really mad she testified Trump personally approved her ad campaign. The other stuff he doesn't care about.
If Kristi Noem is fired it's not because her people killed innocent Americans, killed innocent immigrants, terrorized minorities and broken hundreds of laws... it's solely because she blamed a $200 million dollar ad campaign on Trump.
"Flamily is everything."
Obviously we can only see what we see, but it seemed like her dad was taking advantage of her. Perhaps she needed something like a conservatorship until she was in a better place, but not from someone like him. The public shouldn't make health decisions for someone but I just want her to be well.
Britney breaks my heart. She's loved by fans from afar but never surrounded by people who truly love her & want what's best for her. Everyone in her life was looking to take advantage. She needs help. I keep hoping she can recover someday like Lindsay Lohan but I worry we're headed for tragedy.
My all time fav too. The best!
Shame on this headline. Bari Weiss has reduced an institution to pure garbage.
We're not at war but we can't pass a war powers resolution because that would stop the war we started only because we completely destroyed Iran's nuclear program but they were also about to have a nuclear weapon any minute now & they were going to attack America imminently based on "vibes."
Neelix! Now you're cooking.
PS: I really do like "The Bear."
"The Bear" to end after 5 jokes.
She'd better get her Burn Book ready.
Jasmine Crockett is a talented politician, I hope Democrats find a way to keep her active in the party and use her skills.
This guy should've been our VP.
My straight male friend attended the SNL after party and peed in the bathroom at a urinal between Connor Storrie and Hudson Williams and it feels like he stole a moment that should have belonged to me.
My cats didn't seem too excited for my return after being gone for a few days, I had no idea how much they expected me to win an Emmy.
Someone bad lost to someone even worse. A classic Republican story.
I was an effeminate gay kid and I never felt like I should be a girl. I don't think I would have responded to such suggestions. Gay and trans people have no agenda but for them and others to life their lives authentically and happily, and we know the difference between the LBGTQ letters.
