Lexie Layne (@lexielayne)

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In other news - MY BACK IS A POS. I can't even get a good night's sleep without waking up an invalid. Fuck getting old!

06.03.2026 01:17 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Who loves water? I used to hate it but now - GAHDAMN. Nothing like an ice cold glass of water on my nightstand.

06.03.2026 01:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I should not be having to tell grown ass men not to screenshot my Snapchat posts. You know what this is. Fucking grow up.

05.03.2026 01:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Keep it real my department 🏬
If I know ya, imma bless ya.

03.03.2026 22:57 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Let me slow it down before I get a ticket 🎟️

03.03.2026 22:55 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

a man in a blue shirt and hat is saying `` girl bye '' ALT: a man in a blue shirt and hat is saying `` girl bye ''

Had a guy just block me on Snap because I'm in an exclusive arrangement. 😆
Bro, do you not enjoy the free content?
Buh bye then 👋

03.03.2026 21:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ready for some cake 🍰?

03.03.2026 20:37 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Cake face 🎂

03.03.2026 18:55 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Baby give me that mean mouth 👄

28.02.2026 02:33 👍 10 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Drippin like hot sauce 😋

28.02.2026 02:32 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

One more from Saturday

23.02.2026 02:00 👍 9 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

I looked HOT this weekend 🥵🔥

23.02.2026 01:17 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

I literally lasted one day before I got more plants. I have a problem.

21.02.2026 19:36 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

It's my favorite time of year! (Well falls is my favorite time of year, but gardening season is a close second!)

20.02.2026 22:25 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Petticoat?

20.02.2026 02:23 👍 9 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

I did not get the petticoat which was my mistake but it was GORGEOUS; the petticoat would have made it so much more fluffy. I got AT LEAST 30 compliments this night on my outfit. I also wore one of their dresses for Christmas! xmas dress had the petticoat;

20.02.2026 02:19 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

I wore this for Halloween and can I tell you! I was the BELLE of the ball. Everyone loved my costume! If you like Lolita style or something that's going to stand out at your next*adult* party - check out Devilinspired!

20.02.2026 02:15 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

My rescue dog was AN ASSHOLE at the vet today. At 1st - so disappointed in her. She has to wear a muzzle the whole time. Last trip to the vet, no muzzle, no problem. She ended up having a bad ear infection! Lesson of the day - Don't judge until you know the whole story!

18.02.2026 22:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This book is hilarious! I just read Matt Haig's "Midnight Library" which definitely gave me the *feels* this book has been funny as hell so far! I needed a change of pace from my normal serious reading and he has definitely delivered!

18.02.2026 22:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Damn handsome! Where were you hiding *THAT THANG*?!?!

18.02.2026 18:32 👍 8 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

17.02.2026 20:46 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

I had a delightful evening with my man for Valentine's Day! Soto was packed! I mean every single table was full. I've never seen it like that, but we still got the VIP treatment. Love chef Andy!

16.02.2026 16:35 👍 12 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 1