What are YOUR Eurovision Faves up to?

Cornelia Jakobs has out-slayed Daffy Duck and abolished Finland whilst releasing a deadly disease that could wipe out 50% of human population!

Alyona Alyona has killed the president of France with themselves and summoned Joseph Stalin in Bosnia and Herzegovina whilst rigging the televote in national finals!

Nick Wilde has accidentally thrown 293 lemons at Lumo and summoned demons in Kaunas whilst rigging the televote in national finals!

Sam Ryder has murdered Bugs Bunny and started a huge forest fire in the forests of Malta whilst nuking San Marino!

Marina Satti has been sentenced to death along with Rambo Amadeus and uploaded it to r/funny in Lumo's dungeon whilst deleting corruption entirely!

Brooke has defenestrated Erika Vikman and deep fried diffrent stuff in Yugoslavia whilst carrying salmon suspiciously!

Marina Satti has drank the milk of the milkshake man Lolanda and summoned demons in Poland whilst nuking San Marino!

Salena has became a dictator with Mae Muller and JJ in Paris whilst listening to 'The Code'!

Monika Liu has took revenge by setting alight the family of Alyona Al-Kaida has turned into a werewolf Baku whilst drug dealing!

Lucie Jones has became a dictator with Mae Muller and accidently became a dictator in Warsaw whilst drug dealing!

Theodor Andrei has accidentally burst out laughing at the Honest Vocal Coach and accidently became a dictator in Malta whilst listening to 'The Code'!

JJ has sucker-punched Lola Loud and summoned Joseph Stalin in the "horny jail" whilst attending a gaming convention!

Væb has drank the milk of the milkshake man Puuluup has made the company open source of France whilst attending the cursed drag queen birthday party!

Lucie Jones has became a dictator with BESA in North Korea whilst battling an imaginary situation possible!

Melody has accidentally restarted the soviet union by sacrificing Marco Mengoni and accidently became a dictator in Australia whilst winning the ESC250 vote!

Lys Assia has been caught by a abnormally large mouse trap laid down by Marco Mengoni has bought 11 million milkshakes in Valentina Monetta’s backyard whilst releasing a deadly disease that could wipe out 50% of human population!

Sarah Bonnici has killed the president of France with Lucio Corsi on Roblox in Cyprus whilst getting Sammarinese citizenship!

Lucie Jones has has won Eurovision: Making Your Mind Up, beating Maxxy Rainbow in Australia whilst plotting an arson attack!

Vladana has murdered Theodor Andrei during a furry convention in Nicke's bluesky account whilst commiting voter fraud!

Lolanda has out-slayed Puss in Boots during a visit to Australia whilst nuking San Marino!

Tajci has killed the president of France with Jerry Heil and yassi-fied The Soviet Union whilst setting fire to a childrens hospital!

Lolanda has out-slayed Felix the Cat and JJ in Baku whilst plotting an arson attack!

Snoopy has been caught by a abnormally large mouse trap laid down by a fish and deep fried diffrent stuff in Stockholm whilst listening to 'The Code'!

Blanka has been arrested along with Alyona Al-Kaida and threw a brick at a window in Spain whilst carrying salmon suspiciously!

Alexander Rybak has accidentally built a shelf and then purposefully threw it onto Justyna Steczkowska and deep fried diffrent stuff in Spain whilst drug dealing!

Duncan Lawrence has sharted with Dadi Freyr on twitter in Baku whilst committing an act of regicide!

Iru has took revenge by setting alight the family of Lolanda and Honest Vocal Coach in Nicke's bluesky account whilst comitting an act of money laundering!

Tynna has been arrested along with Tommy Cash has bought 11 million milkshakes in Ukraine whilst carrying salmon suspiciously!

Loreen has took revenge by setting alight the family of Natalia Barbu during a gaming convention in the Drag Queen HQ whilst rigging the televote in national finals!

Sam Ryder has become a horse, cursed by Jessica Rabbit and became an exorcist in Spain whilst carrying salmon suspiciously!