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Writer. Emo cowboy. Chaotic. www.cjstockton.substack.com

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PhD Timeline xkcd.com/3081

25.04.2025 15:32 πŸ‘ 60143 πŸ” 20581 πŸ’¬ 592 πŸ“Œ 831
Save Big Brothers Big Sisters! – Help us protect the future of NJ’s youth

As someone who works with BBBS, I am begging you to sign this petition.

savebigs.org?blm_aid=8514...

25.04.2025 19:16 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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🫑

21.04.2025 21:06 πŸ‘ 3643 πŸ” 395 πŸ’¬ 34 πŸ“Œ 9

I read this without context and it truly is the highlight of my day.

21.04.2025 15:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As a former professional athlete, the only people I ever met with $3000 in cash on them were getting ready to go to a strip club

21.04.2025 15:16 πŸ‘ 2146 πŸ” 201 πŸ’¬ 160 πŸ“Œ 23
A drawing of Winnie the Pooh and Eeyore cosplaying as Duke and Gonzo, with the text "We can't stop here. This is Heffalump Country!"

A drawing of Winnie the Pooh and Eeyore cosplaying as Duke and Gonzo, with the text "We can't stop here. This is Heffalump Country!"

I drew this 14 years ago today and it still makes me crack up

15.04.2025 01:44 πŸ‘ 173 πŸ” 33 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Likewise, my dear friend.

15.04.2025 00:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Look my dudes I think as a queer mentally ill person I’m well within my rights to be freaked out.

14.04.2025 23:52 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t plan on publishing anything going forward, but I do have a personal goal to finish my novel before it becomes illegal.

14.04.2025 17:20 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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03.04.2025 14:08 πŸ‘ 197 πŸ” 41 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 2

Genuinely can’t decide if rereading On The Beach right now counts as a form of therapy or self-harm.

03.04.2025 20:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

God I remember when people used to respect this guy.

03.04.2025 18:20 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Well everything certainly does keep happening.

03.04.2025 17:02 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Four frames from the movie Glass Onion. β€œIt’s so dumb.”it’s so dumb it’s brilliant!” β€œNo! It’s just dumb!”

Four frames from the movie Glass Onion. β€œIt’s so dumb.”it’s so dumb it’s brilliant!” β€œNo! It’s just dumb!”

Every day I wake up to the news

03.04.2025 16:02 πŸ‘ 24441 πŸ” 4403 πŸ’¬ 103 πŸ“Œ 96
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FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States WASHINGTONβ€”Putting the nation on alert against what it has described as a β€œhighly credible terrorist threat,” the FBI announced today that it has uncovered a plot by members of al-Qaeda to sit back an...

FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States

03.04.2025 15:36 πŸ‘ 24114 πŸ” 5343 πŸ’¬ 308 πŸ“Œ 323
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02.04.2025 18:09 πŸ‘ 225 πŸ” 51 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 3

Basically going through the novel manuscript and rewriting it. Have decided against publishing it, but I’ll probably end up going through the whole trilogy just because.

Short story collection on hold because capitalism.

02.04.2025 15:30 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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i love taking on commissions bc it means i get to make awesome things like this πŸͺ²βœ¨

27.03.2025 23:15 πŸ‘ 71 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I read this as in the candy bar and was very confused.

27.03.2025 23:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Headline, from THEM magazine that says "Chappell Roan Reveals Her Type "Weird Art Girls", "Women Who are Not Scared of Bugs or Snakes", with a picture of a blonde lady standing next to chappell roan

Headline, from THEM magazine that says "Chappell Roan Reveals Her Type "Weird Art Girls", "Women Who are Not Scared of Bugs or Snakes", with a picture of a blonde lady standing next to chappell roan

Big day for weird art girls who are not afraid of bugs and snakes.

27.03.2025 01:48 πŸ‘ 3224 πŸ” 432 πŸ’¬ 76 πŸ“Œ 161

We need more (good) queer representation because every time the topic comes up a bunch of straight people lose their minds and tell me I don’t exist.

27.03.2025 15:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I thought the apocalypse would be less embarrassing.

26.03.2025 16:25 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Not to brag but to paraphrase 'Bob’s Burgers' I live a rich, kind of odd life.

26.03.2025 16:24 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œI’m doing good things,” I tell myself as I delete the military service of a dead woman. β€œI’m still a good person.”

22.03.2025 22:28 πŸ‘ 21373 πŸ” 6237 πŸ’¬ 558 πŸ“Œ 260

Not to put too fine a point on it, but when the Nazis first started sending Jews and other victims to camps, they called it deportation, and the camps were technically in other countries.

23.03.2025 13:16 πŸ‘ 2802 πŸ” 849 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 37

I did not realize how expensive it is to publish a book. In hindsight, this was remarkably naive.

21.03.2025 20:48 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you’re going to talk the talk, you have to walk the walk

(Also, I will be speaking in LA on April 5th at the big Indivisible event in Pershing Square, feel free to join us and come say hi!)

21.03.2025 15:02 πŸ‘ 3010 πŸ” 234 πŸ’¬ 94 πŸ“Œ 16
Q: Why should I cook with it?

A: To crisp up those soft, supple arteries.

Q: Why should I cook with it? A: To crisp up those soft, supple arteries.

What To Know About Beef Tallow
theonion.com/what-to...

20.03.2025 18:00 πŸ‘ 2327 πŸ” 165 πŸ’¬ 40 πŸ“Œ 12

Finished editing the short story collection. I’ll throw together a cover and publish it online, with a couple of paperbacks for myself.

Still counts as publishing.

20.03.2025 21:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ticking along with the short story editing. May end up doing a second editing round since it's just little old me and I'd rather not make any typos that will haunt me for all my days.

18.03.2025 16:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0