Schweeds

We Taught This Chimpanzee to Understand Commodity Markets and He Hanged Himself

me paying $30 in gas to buy imported things that have been hit with tariffs bc joe rogan is learning about politics at age 58

gazing at the rickety chain bridge: “they expect one of us in the wreckage brother”

feel like splinters were not really a huge factor after being worn in and didnt get super hot like plastic/metal. True about the wasps tho

A giant black Ford F-650 truck

I am forced to choose between buying my Boy Kibble or filling up my car to get to my email job

insane; but great reporting, earned a sub long ago

is it okay if I embed this on my MySpace page?

Good morning! Yes, this is he

We are At War now, according to President Bush, and I take him at his word. He also says this War might last for "a very long time." Generals and military scholars will tell you that eight or 10 years is actually not such a long time in the span of human history - which is no doubt true - but history also tells us that 10 years of martial law and a wartime economy are going to feel like a Lifetime to people who are in their twenties today. The poor bastards of what will forever be known as Generation Z are doomed to be the first generation of Americans who will grow up with a lower standard of living than their parents enjoyed. That is extremely heavy news, and it will take a while for it to sink in. The 22 babies born in New York City while the World Trade Center burned will never know what they missed. The last half of the 20th century will seem like a wild party for rich kids, compared to what's coming now. The party's over, folks.

From Hunter S. Thompson’s ESPN page 2 column one week after 9/11.

we finally reached the end of this calendar event i accidentally made 12 years ago

Lain will never be a hooper

It’s a Wonderful Life bank run scene.

“You're thinking of the $175 billion in tariff money all wrong. As if I had the money back in a safe. The money's not here. Your money's in the White House ballroom, the renaming of the Department of Defense, the $10 billion transfer to the Board of Peace, and a hundred other unauthorized actions.”

just, cook the rice longer?

"You think I'm cringe? Yes, I am. Revolution is not for the ironypilled. Look at us: Transes, Palestinians, SWs... blocklist-fodder. We'll all be banned before Singal is. And yet, 𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙬𝙚 𝙖𝙧𝙚. Where are you, doll? You're here! You're not on X, you're 𝗥𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗧 𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘, and you're ready to 𝙋𝙊𝙎𝙏"

CARTOON OF THE DAY

It's funny how you can pinpoint the exact moment people stopped living in the real world.

THE LAST OF BARRETT’S PRIVATEERS

Emma stone the key, the key. Stone. the keystone. Capstone, the pillar, load bearing. keystone. pipeline? wake up librul.

Kieth Stone

the more you learn about the antebellum south the more you transform into this

every plantation owner should have been put to death

IPod classic with a cutesy theme (bunnyPod on themes.rockbox.org) playing death grips - money store

Peak music listening experience

Aaagg! Babarababab, bibbobobo grash grash!

It's not a new observation at this point but that wild Noem/Lewandowski story in WSJ really brings home the extent to which all the Trump 2 cabinet-level goblins see their jobs as flying private, doing short-form video, and screaming at underlings. They all hate each other and none of them can read.

Dermot Fictel from Venture Brothers. The poster for a pathetic teenager who boasts about how tough & dangerous they are.

"I have a WW1 trench knife embedded in my bedroom wall just in case. 1917 edition. More useful than a gun in close quarters."

shooting up contraband cancer mRNA vaccine behind the Cyber Arby’s in 2034. the Ring camera on the Wells Fargo across the street recognizes my shape using LIDAR and releases an HHS sanctioned Bobby’s Bullet Buddy drone that shoots each of my nuts clean off one at a time