#TheDriveInWillNeverDie
08.03.2026 23:14
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#TheDriveInWillNeverDie
I have been planning on doing red beans and rice, and upsetting anyone southern American with my interpretation.. amongst other things I'll use a mix of dried beans
Amateur move... As a 30yr diabetic I have diet cokes hidden everywhere I am or go much like a recovering alcoholic with cheap whiskey... (The coke cans in the toilet cistern actually keep chilled, but wash them before consuming 😉)
Yesterday was a lot to process, so here are my thoughts on the end of The Last Drive-In. #TheLastDriveIn
nightmarenostalgia.com/2026/03/07/w...
How I Love the Rainy Days
Dean St, Soho. Oil on 101.5cm square box canvas
Well that was unexpected.
Still I get to shut down once more American purchase from my life by cancelling my Shudder subscription
What's the difference between Vietnam and Iran?
Trump had a plan for getting out of Vietnam....
Thanks for making the last seven years something special on Fridays to watch @therealjoebob123.bsky.social and @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social and John Brennan, Yuki Nakamura, Austin Jennings, Melissa Rose and everyone who helped make #TheLastDriveIn legendary and very scary. Sweet Dreams #MutantFam 🍻
I really need to remember to listen to this one
A screenshot from the Last Drive-in subreddit with a a photo of a smiling Joe Bob Briggs. It's a post that says "hi everyone - Kathy here. Joe Bob and Darcy are busy with work things, but wanted y'all to know that they're seeing the kind words you're leaving for them. It means a lot. If you'd like to send them a letter or card (and Joe Bob reads each and every one of them) please send them to: Joe Bob Briggs Manhattan Texas Productions 215 Thompson St. #113 New York, NY 10012 Thanks!
Hey y'all! Hadn't seen this posted here yet, and wanted to share.
#TheLastDriveIn
#MutantFam
Easy to make fun of this but I think it's nice that having implemented the man's strategy, Keir Starmer was willing to say such kind things about Morgan McSweeney at this small intimate gathering of every remaining Labour supporter in the country.
Curiously enough, the last thing to go through the mind of the bowl of petunias was 'oh no, not again'
Well now we need a recipe and training...
You say that... But he has a habit of hitting things with either aluminium or corked baseball bats...
Yet not with corked aluminium baseball bats or baseball bats corked with aluminium plugs... Both of which I think would work (as somebody who never played or watched baseball)
One of the greatest, Bruce Campbell, announcing he has cancer. Our hearts are with you Bruce, Hail to the King.
Dan, I'm happy to announce you have passed the vital customary insults section of the UK citizenship test with flying colours, bravo @dankaszeta.bsky.social
Found it!
Starmer's ability to find the exact sweetspot which pisses off everyone is extraordinary. He's a savant.
Lord Peter Ricketts, former head of the Foreign Office:
“If you’re going to attack a country you have to show it is in self-defence and that there is some kind of imminent threat. You can’t make that case here…An indifference to international law is dangerous.”
www.ft.com/content/b988...
Kind of incredible. I was just sitting down to write about how Starmer should be given credit for keeping us out of this mess when he does this. Unutterably foolish and obsequious. Why in God's name should we have anything to do with this shortsighted madness.
I mean it was big for what I'd consider an apple, darker skin, so kinda almost kiwi skin brown, and generally a bit mishapped - I was trying to work out if there's a weird Canadian apple the French bought back
Weird request @mpavictoria.bsky.social could you photograph a Canadian apple?
I was in France and there were giant (mutated) things for sale in the market as Pommes canadiens
I have no idea what a gold star mum is but I hope you go the same way he did... And I hope it was unpleasant you thick, backwoods fuckwit who can't distinguish between two different countries (thanks for his service, etc, etc)
Dear god, why do you women keep putting pressure on me to shine my armoured butt protection, surely it's enough I've done the armoured chest plates 😉
Thank you, Troops, for pushing the button that eliminated those terrible Iranian schoolgirls. The USA is safer already.
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(Trump) We have unleashed hell on Iran. (2 guys) What did he say? I don't know. Something about really young girls.
I'm on a Eurostar with a famous (I'm guessing) American...
Literally no idea who he is but he just asked if I wanted a selfie as well..
Me: "No, not unless saying yes will get you out of my way quicker so I can get to the gents "
Literally not a scooby who he is.
Images of an old silver 1999 Toyota Corolla for sale
You want a car that gets the job done? You want a car that's hassle free? You want a car that literally no one will ever compliment you on? Well look no further. The 1999 Toyota Corolla. Let's talk about features. Bluetooth: nope Sunroof: nope Fancy wheels: nope Rear view camera: nope...but it's got a transparent rear window and you have a fucking neck that can turn. Let me tell you a story. One day my Corolla started making a strange sound. I didn't give a shit and ignored it. It went away. The End. You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off the Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out of the water a thousand years later, put it in the trunk of the car, fill the gas tank up with Nutella, turn the key, and this puppy would fucking start right up. This car will outlive you, it will outlive your children. Things this car is old enough to do: Vote: yes
Consent to sex: yes Rent a car: it IS a car This car's got history. It's seen some shit. People have done straight things in this car. People have done gay things in this car. It's not going to judge you like a fucking Volkswagen would. Interesting facts: This car's exterior color is gray, but it's interior color is grey. In the owner's manual, oil is listed as "optional." When this car was unveiled at the 1998 Detroit Auto Show, it caused all 2,000 attendees to spontaneously yawn. The resulting abrupt change in air pressure inside the building caused a partial collapse of the roof. Four people died. The event is chronicled in the documentary "Bored to Death: The Story of the 1999 Toyota Corolla You wanna know more? Great, I had my car fill out a Facebook survey. Favorite food: spaghetti Favorite tv show: Alf Favorite band: tie between Bush and the Gin Blossoms This car is as practical as a Roth IRA. It's as middle-of-the-
When I ran the CarFax for this car, I got back a single piece of paper that said, "It's a Corolla, It's fine." Let's face the facts, this car isn't going to win any beauty contests, but neither are you. Stop lying to yourself and stop lying to your wife. This isn't the car you want, it's the car you deserve: The fucking 1999 Toyota Corolla. Google map of cars location
Never forget: 8 years ago a random person on Craigslist wrote the most effective ad for the Toyota Corolla, ever.