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hey, that’s my byline! our absolute pleasure, npr has lots of love for each and every book we get to feature! ❤️📚

@bebeneuwirth.bsky.social happy trails darling bebe… saw you twice this summer and loved EVERY MINUTE. ❤️ now go take a well-deserved rest!!

Look I never play this card but I studied German politics and the rise of fascism and this IS THAT. We have arrived at the end game. Not hyperbole or exaggeration this is THE EXACT LANGUAGE. Anyone who has studied this recognizes it like a meteorologist seeing a gathering hurricane

@bebeneuwirth.bsky.social THE LEG

Tim Waltz is a weird little guy (complimentary), as opposed to JD Vance, who is a weird little guy (derogatory).

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~. . . and flights of angels sing thee to thy rest.~

Everything will be ok.

It’s so weird that the Klan can clearly hear what Trump and Vance are saying while so much of the corporate media somehow can’t.

hey @bebeneuwirth.bsky.social my best friend went to the kit kat club this afternoon and said (about you, and I quote) “she’s so tiny!! and mighty!!” I agree, and coming from a fellow tiny person that is quite the compliment ☺️

"childless woman" is such a 19th-century-ass insult. what else you got. do I render inferior tallow? do my cabbages grow pale and blemished? does the quality of my sock-darning bring shame upon my father's name?

"Get out and vote, just this time. You won’t have to do it anymore. Four more years, you know what? It'll be fixed, it'll be fine. You won’t have to vote anymore....In four years, you don’t have to vote again."

He said it.

Take it seriously.

Why is everyone at the RNC sweaty? Is it being hosted in Hell finally?

Kiki the calico/tabby cat standing on a table with a sniffing expression

Little Miss Ate A Bug She Found Outside

We had a 5 year-old in the front row of our matinée today. Hoo boy I wish I could watch the mayhem on Monday at day care when that little girl tells her pals about the Kit Kat Club.

Here’s a miracle solution: stop fuckin doing it