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Hegseth needs to stand trial after this as a war criminal. Between this attack and the girls' school, there's no ambiguity. He is responsible for mass murder and must be held accountable.

All the wrong people have imposter syndrome.

Every day I understand more and more how this costume was fooling people

My sister said you can always leave a meeting saying “ I have to go. “ it’s always true

This is an actual Pentagon press release. “An Army believed to be casualty…the believed to be death”

Just one consequence, please.

If Bush and at least half of his cabinet were in prison right now, we would not be bombing girls elementary schools in Iran.

A greeting card: a grotesque old man in nothing but boxer briefs. There are various features described thusly: GEEZEROLOGY The Study of Geezeritis Cantankerous attitude Faded memory Hard of hearing Picks nose Turkey neck Passes gas Beer belly Itchy butt Leaky plumbing Aching joints Wobbly knees Smelly feet

average bluesky user

With a CBA deal still pending, Lexington and Louisville begin the season with a minute-long moment of stillness.

Any republican that tries to make this into something should be required to describe what God’s cock looks like

Just accidentally knocked over the Tupperware container that I'd cleaned and was sitting on the counter ready for me to return to her house.

Peyton Manning peaked in the ‘cut that meat!’ commercial, been downhill ever since

From: To: "Berman, Geoffrey (USANYS)" Cc: Subject: Acosta Date: Tue, 09 Jul 2019 17:34:55 +0000 Importance: Normal For our next discussion: https://www.thedailybeast.com/jeffrey-epsteins-sick-story-played-out-for-years-in-plain-sight Epstein's name, I was told, had been raised by the Trump transition team when Alexander Acosta, the former U.S. attorney in Miami who'd infamously cut Epstein a non-prosecution plea deal back in 2007_, was being interviewed for the job of labor secretary. The plea deal put a hard stop to a separate federal investigation of alleged sex crimes with minors and trafficking. "Is the Epstein case going to cause a problem [for confirmation hearings]?" Acosta had been asked. Acosta had explained, breezily, apparently, that back in the day he'd had just one meeting on the Epstein case. He'd cut the non-prosecution deal with one of Epstein's attorneys because he had "been told" to back off, that Epstein was above his pay grade. "I was told Epstein 'belonged to intelligence' and to leave it alone," he told his interviewers in the Trump transition, who evidently thought that was a sufficient answer and went ahead and hired Acosta. (The Labor Department had no comment when asked about this.)

Prosecutor Alex Acosta, who gave Epstein the plea deal in 2007, only had one meeting on the Epstein case. Was reportedly told that Epstein "belonged to intelligence" and to "leave it alone."

This is one of the most jaw dropping moments of Trump’s presidency. Up there with brainstorming about injecting bleach and shining light up orifices to cure COVID.

I had a 9hr drive today, and I spent one hour of it listening to this episode. HIGHLY recommend.

Don’t trust billionaires.

It’s time to talk about Bill Gates and Jeffrey Epstein, and how much harder questions need to be asked about his foundation. Great to get @timschwab.bsky.social’s insights!

In a couple weeks, we’ll also be talking about Epstein’s relationship with Elon Musk.

Columbo

He says what we're all thinking.

“Gjdelljjfff,” said Trump when asked about regulating NIL money in college athletics, “[wet gurgle] pill lady glrgggghh hnnnghh Hhh”

okay so this seems pretty clear. he knows what it is, he did it on purpose, he chose keeping it over his career with the Marines, if we know this then Susan Collins will also know it, it will 100% come up in the general, let's be done talking about this guy as a real candidate

I can't believe the Armageddon military commanders story has gone viral based on one person's claims to have received complaints from servicemembers. That's it! That's all we know. Yet somehow it's gone viral and now Democrats are seeking a Pentagon IG investigation

Nothing weird about the Treasury Secretary discussing battle plans on live TV. He shouldn’t even know them.

I think this is a great argument, beautifully constructed

Nothing more hurtful than discovering what you thought was a deep friendship is fake

Totally normal thing for Senior Counsel at DOJ to tweet out at 2am

condoleeza rice? the former candidate to coach the cleveland browns?

I love this video, will always rt it

tech CEO in 2026: My computer has anxiety.
venture capitalist in 2026: Here, have 200 billion more dollars.

child in 2006: My NeoPet is angry at me.
mom in 2006: No it isn't sweetie, go to bed.
mom to dad in 2006: We have an idiot boy. Our boy is a little idiot person. It's too late to fix him.

yeah but