Iphigenia V

every state plus guam, puerto rico, and the district of columbia should have its own jonathan richman. why should massachusetts have all the fun

Hell yeah being trans rules and I'm so happy for you ❤️

I guess that dril tweet was wrong and in this one scenario you do have to hand it to them.

estosterone

I've got... classical musician on one side and extremely highly decorated army lifer on the other.

Really running the gamut of Types of Guy.

I'm sure Canadians everywhere are /OVERJOYED/ at this paint scheme.

(I know CN operates in the US but c'mon the "C" in CN should've tipped them off that this was a bad idea.)

Maybe they're mocking us.

The worst part about fascism is now I'm forced to defend things that no healthy society should have, like Don Lemon's journalism and Dunkin coffee.

UNACCEPTABLE

i love when the train that normally comes once every 7-9 minutes is replaced by a different train that runs once per hour this is great

when gasoline is a luxury product then everyone will want to buy it! think of the exclusivity!

The other day one of my younger coworkers pointed out with admiration that I have a story for everything and I'm so happy to be settling in to being a weird middle aged woman with Wisdom™️

YESSS THE WORLD DEMANDS RUBBER BRYNN

turns out i'm not depressed i just needed to lounge in a catsuit and drink a fancy beer

mental health? i don't know her

I've been doing this bit for over 10 years at this point and it still never gets old

lounging on my vintage fainting couch has yet to solve all my problems but i'm still not giving up hope

EVENTUALLY EVERYTHING WITH FIX ITSELF IF I JUST KEEP LOUNGING

AGAIN they utterly fucked the proportions and placement of the stripe. It's like they do this just to aggravate me.

His Burtcellency

This is one of the best McMansion Hells ever.

do i have to supply my own "iconic" cum or is it included

damn it william corgan don't make me defend the cia

Every trans person in America is more courageous than its soldiers. Every person of colour who is forced to navigate life in a country that treats them with open hostility is more courageous. Everyone in Minneapolis and beyond, refusing to allow armed goons to destroy their communities, is braver.

free yourself today from any felt obligation to kiss a troop’s ass

not a big fan of the government

Neville Chamberlain-ass statement

I'll never STOP loving rubber but at this point I'm not a professional nor am I in The Lifestyle™️ and maybe I just want to hang out in my stupid little outfits without having to make it A Thing.

I feel like I've become very disconnected from the fetish scene in the wake of a very long surgery convalescence and maybe the break is nice?

I've just got new latex and my only plans for it are to wear it around the house because maybe some things can just be for me.

Charlie Brown Had Hoes etc.

just saw a street brawl break out over whether you were going to put chives or scallions on it

real scary stuff

I will never forgive America for what they did to Iraq, Afghanistan and country music post 9/11.

Does a Mustang corner well? Fuck no.

Can it accelerate in a straight line without the rear kicking out? Also no.

Therein lies the joy of a Mustang because it genuinely cannot do anything.