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Joe Norris

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Professional Northerner, long-suffering Bolton fan, Leyther and Lab/Lib Dem waverer

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Perhaps they've met them?

06.03.2026 08:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm happy to cover their flight if the route includes a couple of circuits near Kuwaiti air defence sites

02.03.2026 19:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Lionel Hutz

28.02.2026 19:20 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How does it keep up with the news like that?!?

20.02.2026 23:32 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Peppers, spring onion, edamame beans, bit of shredded cabbage maybe

15.02.2026 15:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Truly one of life's winners

29.01.2026 17:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Copenhagen is lovely, fewer dickhead tourists than Amsterdam

28.01.2026 21:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Worth remembering when looking at the horrific scenes in the US right now that both Reform and the Tories have pledged to bring in ICE-style organisations to the UK if they win power

24.01.2026 22:33 πŸ‘ 3207 πŸ” 1516 πŸ’¬ 98 πŸ“Œ 62

INCOMING!

20.01.2026 23:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There's a rich tradition of hyperbole in darts - like this from the legendary commentator Sid Waddell "When Alexander of Macedon was 33, he cried salt tears because there were no more worlds to conquer … [Eric] Bristow's only 27"

05.01.2026 19:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think I have 'Plumber's Passion' on DVD somewhere...

31.12.2025 18:29 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Nah, Millwall can defend

20.12.2025 19:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Majestic

28.11.2025 19:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture

28.11.2025 15:23 πŸ‘ 16596 πŸ” 2941 πŸ’¬ 140 πŸ“Œ 173
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OpenAI needs to raise at least $207bn by 2030 so it can continue to lose money, HSBC estimates A burning platform

"the best worst option might be to call in some favors and walk away from data center commitments" www.ft.com/content/23e5...

25.11.2025 19:49 πŸ‘ 42 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 3

Good boy

16.11.2025 15:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Cracking save, to be fair

05.11.2025 20:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm assuming Wolves, since that's where he's from?

17.10.2025 22:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The BBC are accidentally running the subtitles to Mrs Marple over the Mercury Prize, and it’s rather wonderful. A few of lines could plausibly have been written by Jarvis.

16.10.2025 20:58 πŸ‘ 2751 πŸ” 1035 πŸ’¬ 50 πŸ“Œ 95
Tom Morello tweets: "Fascinating that all those β€œdon’t tread on me” posers and their AR-15’s are nowhere to be seen and government tyranny is instead being opposed by a guy in an inflatable frog suit."

Someone named Manny replies: "@grok
 why do some people say Tom Morello and band mates are RAGE FOR THE MACHINE and not against ?"

Tom Morello tweets: "Fascinating that all those β€œdon’t tread on me” posers and their AR-15’s are nowhere to be seen and government tyranny is instead being opposed by a guy in an inflatable frog suit." Someone named Manny replies: "@grok why do some people say Tom Morello and band mates are RAGE FOR THE MACHINE and not against ?"

seems like a non-insignificant percentage of rage against the machine's fanbase are young republican men driving SUVs bopping their head to anti-oil, pro-immigrant songs thinking the lyrics are about how they wish their suburban parents would get off their back

11.10.2025 20:08 πŸ‘ 12517 πŸ” 1849 πŸ’¬ 228 πŸ“Œ 129

This isn't the first attempt, only the first success - he was attacked and taken hostage for 6 hours back in 2023 and needed life saving surgery afterwards. The fucker hasn't had a good time of it in prison, to say the least

11.10.2025 17:49 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Pipe down, you bellend

06.10.2025 19:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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06.10.2025 19:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How much are these things in the US now? I'm in the UK and things are more expensive but not so much as you'd change your eating habits

04.10.2025 15:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I may be burying the lede here, but is that a cricket match going on under the bridge??

01.10.2025 15:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well spotted!

28.09.2025 19:29 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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08.09.2025 19:49 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You could try learning Portugese?

26.08.2025 16:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That's a sight for sore eyes

23.08.2025 14:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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22.08.2025 14:29 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0