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@whimsikal

Dissociating. Sci-fi & reality tv. 40+. 1922 🐩. Substack: Pink Parlance

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I cannot believe we in another goddam war

06.03.2026 16:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This was his actual response to the question β€œWhy hasn’t Target taken a stronger stand against ICE?” (Source: AP; link in quoted post)

06.03.2026 16:35 πŸ‘ 46 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
A brown penguin chick of some kind. It looks very much like a man in a suit. It is bedraggled and miserable

A brown penguin chick of some kind. It looks very much like a man in a suit. It is bedraggled and miserable

Made it to Friday but at what cost

06.03.2026 03:24 πŸ‘ 5540 πŸ” 1066 πŸ’¬ 50 πŸ“Œ 69
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My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you.
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Threads thread: thriller_instinct 3d Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here - 254 Q 3.1K G 28 746 corporateash 18h β€’β€’β€’ My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you. 852 Q62 G6 72

β€œI have usernames older than you.”.
Holy shit

06.03.2026 01:05 πŸ‘ 17821 πŸ” 3792 πŸ’¬ 670 πŸ“Œ 1024

Black Jesus does not want you arguing with white people about whether or not a Nazi tattoo is disqualifying. They gave you their answer!

06.03.2026 04:39 πŸ‘ 93 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
A mural of a migrant and child on the side of BroTex in Saint Paul, where ICE abducted 14 workers and several observers in November in what was a sign of things to come across the Twin Cities. Fuck ICE.

A mural of a migrant and child on the side of BroTex in Saint Paul, where ICE abducted 14 workers and several observers in November in what was a sign of things to come across the Twin Cities. Fuck ICE.

Mural on the side of BroTex in Saint Paul, where 14 workers and several observers were abducted by ICE on 11/18/25.

For me, this was the start of the occupation. A week later they terrorized the East Side guns drawn with SPPD’s assistance.

06.03.2026 02:43 πŸ‘ 109 πŸ” 38 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

Oh this is so pretty! It’s very springy!

06.03.2026 02:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Now why they had that YT man talking bout reuniting the diaspora at they wedding?! Don’t piss me off! #cross

06.03.2026 01:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm definitely gone get my notary public license 🀣🀣

05.03.2026 23:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A Reductress post features a photo of Kristi Noem with the headline, β€œKristi Noem Put Down for Being Too Hard to Train”

A Reductress post features a photo of Kristi Noem with the headline, β€œKristi Noem Put Down for Being Too Hard to Train”

Screaming

05.03.2026 22:00 πŸ‘ 15527 πŸ” 3185 πŸ’¬ 234 πŸ“Œ 160

A bop

05.03.2026 23:02 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sis, you didn’t even need to explain.

He needs to be quiet and read a book. It’s 2026, and my πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬ people are still asking this question for engagement and clout. It’s enough. βœ‹πŸΏ Don’t answer them. There are many resources for them to read. If they can’t read, there are TV shows. Movies even.

05.03.2026 22:40 πŸ‘ 46 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 3
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Kristi Noem on her first day as Special Envoy for the Shield of the Americas

05.03.2026 20:23 πŸ‘ 925 πŸ” 214 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 30
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if you ever wondered why your fav celeb randomly became a zionist overnight, this is probably why.

05.03.2026 18:24 πŸ‘ 116 πŸ” 56 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 21

The only senator without a bachelors degree

05.03.2026 19:21 πŸ‘ 57 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

I've got laryngitis so I'm not on TV today. but if I was, I'd remind everybody that mass deportation *remains* family separation, whether Noem or Mullin or anyone else is Trump's DHS Secretary. and that policy has not changed.

05.03.2026 19:30 πŸ‘ 1125 πŸ” 354 πŸ’¬ 33 πŸ“Œ 12

she is absolutely not.

05.03.2026 19:23 πŸ‘ 1218 πŸ” 92 πŸ’¬ 45 πŸ“Œ 0

See this why I can’t give up meat smh

05.03.2026 19:24 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

A freaky frog forreal

05.03.2026 19:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

getting fired on social media is crazy.

05.03.2026 19:14 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

kristi noem getting demoted to an imaginary office is the most michael scott thing.

05.03.2026 19:12 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And that’s just for murdering the puppy. Honestly death is too good for these people.

05.03.2026 18:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

lol may she remain unemployed and unhoused til she meets her maker

05.03.2026 18:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is smiling and abc is behind him ALT: a man in a suit and tie is smiling and abc is behind him

Thinking about how good we ate in New Haven last year. Connecticut ain’t got no business having food that good

05.03.2026 18:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I really don't think I should have to verify that I am human to look at the Cheesecake Factory menu online. Dogs and robots should be able to look at 57 types of cheesecakes too.

05.03.2026 16:16 πŸ‘ 6048 πŸ” 764 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 31

This is a 5 alarm fire!

05.03.2026 18:01 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Springer in the window surveying the hood

Springer in the window surveying the hood

Yall nosy niece

05.03.2026 16:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Israeli map showing all of southern Lebanon in red with yellow arrows pointing to north of the Litani river

Israeli map showing all of southern Lebanon in red with yellow arrows pointing to north of the Litani river

The IDF just ordered the *entirety of south Lebanon* to be forcibly displaced.

They are emptying the land of its population, creating a massive crisis, and will now proceed to further annihilate large parts of Lebanon.

The very nation state of Lebanon is being destroyed.

04.03.2026 10:19 πŸ‘ 2263 πŸ” 1449 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 205

Midsummers Night Dream. Which I guess explains a lot lol

05.03.2026 15:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You not using "female/s" around me. Noap.

05.03.2026 15:44 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2