Ryan

Cooking without the burner on again…

OMG. What if Geno goes back to the Jets.
#boweltier

I saw you lurking in the ladies undergarment section in Target 🎯 you pervert…

Those are heady shafts bro…
Guess you can expense it for the biz…

I hope they put you in the Green Room you deserve it…

Just got up like I was going to work today…
Jokes on me..

I think you just need tighter spandex and a headband. That would do the trick…

I looked for the 2/11 show last night. But it wasn’t on the app on my tv so I watched 2/21.

New work location just dropped….

The closest that Charlie Crocket tour gets to me is a Tuesday at Edgefield east of Portland.

Coming all the way to PNW to play Tues-Thursday shows in 3 different cities is sorta wild though…

Happy Birthday 🎈

Proceed with caution.
I had 2 not 3 last year.

It was responsible for 100% of my 3 sharts last year.
I don’t fuck with it anymore but there was a time I absolutely loved it.

I almost exclusively get gas where I can use my Fred Meyer points.
Most times I get $1 off.

Catching shit in the group chat about the time “I sharted at Red Rocks”

Going to see my ex who’s in Seattle that I haven’t seen in 25 yrs…
Hey, she contacted me…
#gooddude

Gonna have to do a lot of dispensing to get as many decks wet as possible…

You might need a Pez dispenser full of that estrogen laced to get through this…

Picture of red rock buttress from up near the airport in Sedona.

FT: 1- 3 day Dicks Field.
Must have:
July 29th MSG Sec 108 Seats 7-9
Need to be with (redacted’s) new crew she met on Jam Cruise.

Didn’t get to queue until 9:03.
Then was #774 in line.
Then I pulled 3- 3 day fields.

I’m in the waiting room.

Have you even Par 3’d the
Ex Mountain Bike Racer yet bro?
#-t #menshelth

I love Argentina to.
Mendoza is great.
Many other places to…

I sent it a Riviera Maya 22’ poster and a Billy Strings from last summer near Seattle…

It’s just 2 the situation is salvageable.

Trying to incorporate 🍄‍🟫 and 🌽

I was in a rush and didn’t check the girth on the steaks 🥩 I bought.

Now I have skinny steaks ☹️

The game started at 8:30 eastern.
I’m just waking up…

When I go to Safeway.
I always remember why I don’t really go to Safeway.

No one will take a picture of the Brontosaurus 🦕 butthole if you don’t go.
It is your duty…