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@suboccipital

Physical therapist and owner in private practice. Watches too much professional wrestling and spends too long making weeknight meals. I hope one day someone will call me “sir” without adding “you’re making a scene.”

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Watched Society for the first time and telling myself this is the Shunting.

10.03.2026 02:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Happy Birthday!

10.03.2026 01:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Closest Paul will ever get to featuring black wrestlers.

10.03.2026 00:59 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I took my sister to this show and it was the first wrestling event she has seen since the early 90s. I’m not sure I will ever be able to bring her to a better one.

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10.03.2026 00:45 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Usually straight guys get called species of bears. Honestly I first heard that from Scrubs when JD called Turk “Mocha Bear.”

But, getting called one carries the same status as when a big dude at the gym calls you boss. Sustains you for the rest of the day.

10.03.2026 00:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I initially missed the word “up” in your description of Unforgiven and wondered if you watched the wrong version of the movie or if I did.

09.03.2026 21:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Everyone recalls “The Brunch Game.”

09.03.2026 15:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
09.03.2026 04:23 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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09.03.2026 04:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hearing Schiavone call a wrestler hitting a jackhammer live made the 90s kid in me very happy.

09.03.2026 04:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The airhorn on the golf course. I laugh every time Knoxville blames his hitting the horn on his bursitis.

09.03.2026 03:56 👍 41 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Yet when I did it I “ruined my nephew’s birthday party.” Pfft.

09.03.2026 01:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The White Sox had a high quality announcer and an ambassador for cerebral palsy awareness calling games for his hometown team, and they let him walk because their chief of marketing didn’t like him and that he is talented enough to be sought after for other gigs.

Abysmal franchise.

09.03.2026 01:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Damn it. Him and Wiedeman were just as distinctive and important a voice of the 2010s dynasty Hawks as Foley and Enzo were.

RIP.

09.03.2026 01:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If their hiring process is thorough enough.

09.03.2026 01:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That Claudio v Takeshita match fucked.
And nothing has ever sold a Blue Thunder Bomb harder than having to bleep Mox when Take delivered it.

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#AEWCollision

09.03.2026 01:03 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

According to the sign they have one girl vacancy so you’ve got a shot.

09.03.2026 01:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

When they showed those three enhancement guys I immediately said “those poor bastards.”

09.03.2026 00:22 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’ve got something for you

08.03.2026 16:08 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Got blocked by a chiropractor on IG because they posted that a patient got “no answers from an ER after 7.5 hours” and I commented that ERs exist to ensure you don’t die tonight and not to give you reasons to go to your friendly neighborhood chiro on a convenient Monday.

Today was a good day.

08.03.2026 04:30 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Video game dialogue I’m glad exists

08.03.2026 04:06 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If this AI was really correct on pro wrestling it would try to sell us on trickle down economics and Monroe isolationism.

08.03.2026 04:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It only happens when there’s a drum solo when you open the door.

08.03.2026 04:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Okay I guess it’s really got to be Hendrickson or Jaelan now.

08.03.2026 01:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I guess if the wrestling thing doesn’t work out he’s got a future in lower GI or urology.

08.03.2026 01:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The perfect BlueSky skeet doesn’t exi…

08.03.2026 01:32 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Not home for #AEWCollision but based on my timeline I’m guessing Ciampa is up. Shadows everywhere. 😂

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08.03.2026 01:31 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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It’s fun watching #Wrestlesky descend from the rafters like Sting to dunk on that Pam lady for threatening to block anyone post about wrestling.
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07.03.2026 22:13 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You could have just muted us without having to declare it for everyone to see.

But enjoy the attention or whatever you’re getting out of this.

07.03.2026 22:08 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Nice! Just did a Basil Hayden. Though my local store has small batch EH Taylor for $59.

07.03.2026 14:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0