I am introducing the Cut It Out And This Time I Really Mean It bill. It provides an additional $57 billion to the murder goons but they will agree to wear business casual Monday through Thursday and if they do any murders they have to put a dollar in this jar.
That was the most ticky tacky bullshit foul call on Thompson. The NBA needs to tighten this garbage up.
That three from Klay was one of the dumbest threes I’ve ever seen. Shooting from the logo after a fumbled ball handoff with 17 seconds left on shot clock.
I wanted to share probably the most important sermon I’ve given and it’s while I’m being arrested. It’s torture pure and simple what happens at #Broadview. I’m ok, though I was thrown to the ground and choked with my pectoral cross. A review of the video shows I was peaceful - did I deserve this?
And there are still local blackouts.
So 4-5 different apps and multiple subscriptions are now required to flip between games now. Even when paying for League Pass Premium.
Happy this year with Prime and NBC’s broadcasts so far, but good lord, make this all easier to navigate.
Shout out to the NBA for continuing to make League Pass the hardest to use “let me watch all games” product offering of any of the 3 major sports.
Last year? Available on YouTubeTV. One app and you could flip between all games.
This year? Split across Prime, NBA app, Peacock/NBC, and ESPN.
Mark Cuban posts: Want to use rich people like me to your advantage? Incent us to help those who need it the most. Lower corp taxes for comps that pay a min of $25 per hour. Lower corp taxes if employees get stock at the same pct as the CEO. Bottom up incentives work. Dems never innovate. They bitch marthapearce55.bsky.social replies: You have more money than God. But you want incentives to do good, moral things?
Mark Cuban getting ratiod by a complete rando
Meme image of a boxer saying "ok ima fight this code that is way too complicated for what i want it to do", and then the same boxer sitting on a stool drinking water, saying "damn, business logic got hands"
The Simpsons Planet of the Apes musical
One of my strongest beliefs is if they actually put this on Broadway it would absolutely destroy at the award shows and run for 20 years
Using “Surf’s Up” in the interstitial music today on @marketplace.org was such a nice subtle nod to Brian Wilson. Kudos to your music team.
Pacers and Thunder in the Finals. Just as everyone predicted at the start of the season 🙃.
I just really need everybody to understand that everything that’s happening in and to the global economy now (and all the businesses and people in it) is the entirely predictable result of the intentional decisions of one guy who doesn’t understand how the global economy works.
THE PENTAGON BUDGET JUST HIT A TRILLION DOLLARS.
Not a single pundit from either political party said “how are we going to pay for it?!”
Don’t dare tell us we cannot ALL have healthcare, housing, and education.
Star Wars Intro Scroll Episode IV It Was All So Stupid Seriously, you would not believe how stupid it was. Every day, unrelentingly, just the dumbest stuff by the absolute worst people. And what made it worse was knowing that we’d brought this on ourselves.
If you think a just-fertilized ovary is entitled to life but are indifferent to what happens to a kidnapped 4-year-old with cancer, sent to a dangerous country without meds, you don’t give a fuck about the lives of children. You are just in a cult that fetishizes being against abortions.
The NBA needs to fire the person who decided Aerosmith’s “I Don’t Wanna Miss a Thing” was the right song to use in a Playoffs ad.
tomorrow is going to be a generational “this you?” day for dunking on conservatives online who promised everyone everything would be okay
Worried about a recession? This sheet-pan water pie will make you feel like it's the 1930s again.
The most obvious lesson to draw from the leaked Signal chat is that these people really are morons. It's not a public act, it's not a schtick, there's not some secret back room where they drop the facade. They are genuinely stupid, incompetent people.
This is incredibly bad— a CDC website clone but w fake and misleading health advice (especially about vaccines), brought to you by the NGO formerly run by the current HHS secretary.
Again, I say: fuck these ghouls.
There’s a non-zero chance we find that falsely accused people have been included in these deportations.
And there’s no joy to be found in deporting people without legal basis.
Severance with the Twilight Zone “The After Hours” episode code words tonight is *chefs kiss*.
66 years later and this show is still inspiring science fiction and TV.
guys love to say “dude my balatro run last night was insane” then show you a screenshot like this
mommy coming on line to defend your multi billion dollar nazi company is crazy
We are experiencing an assault on science unparalleled by anything I’ve seen in my life. It’s not one issue or another anymore, the entire institution is under attack by the most powerful individuals in the country.
This Friday, where will you be?
standupforscience2025.org
I got laid off today, with the rest of 18F.
18F was an elite federal software shop. We made gov't websites work better, more efficiently for the American people. We saved taxpayers from getting screwed over by contractors. And were fired for it.
We made this website to tell our story:
18f.org
Dickless chode
Mark is out here thinking we’re playing Civilization.
Exactly right
