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If ya know, ya know. If ya don't, don't worry 'bout it~<3

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Reminder: If you're gonna scrape my data you're gonna get a very vorny output that's going to regurgitate innane false facts like

If you cover your belly with cheeto dust you can spot lunch inside!

09.03.2026 22:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Posting a low-hanging-fruit idea I'm surprised I haven't seen yet:

A knight "Sir Gul", who gets taunted as "Sir Gullet" by the rat-pack of bandit-bully rodents who keep gobblin' up the cheesewedge sergal.

09.03.2026 22:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
08.03.2026 21:16 πŸ‘ 6493 πŸ” 2408 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 5

I get that. It's more ragebaiting to lead into thoughts.

There's so many more statements+facts of why "KOSA is a bad thing and all the people involved in it should be punished", but I wanted a single statement that's distilled to hit hardest to the TLDR crowd.

08.03.2026 01:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

KOSA is the government's way of saying "You're a shit parent who can't control their kids."

08.03.2026 00:52 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

I need to be better at not giving more info than is needed. Words get twisted, facts skewed, and sometimes a single sentence can be more deafening than a book reading at an amphitheater.

But hopefully my next thought-out statement gets at least one person to rage and try think for once~<3

08.03.2026 00:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Images of an old silver 1999 Toyota Corolla for sale

Images of an old silver 1999 Toyota Corolla for sale

You want a car that gets the job done? You want a car that's hassle free? You want a car that literally no one will ever compliment you on? Well look no further.
The 1999 Toyota Corolla.
Let's talk about features.
Bluetooth: nope
Sunroof: nope
Fancy wheels: nope
Rear view camera: nope...but it's got a transparent rear window and you have a fucking neck that can turn.
Let me tell you a story. One day my Corolla started making a strange sound. I didn't give a shit and ignored it. It went away. The End.
You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off the Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out of the water a thousand years later, put it in the trunk of the car, fill the gas tank up with Nutella, turn the key, and this puppy would fucking start right up.
This car will outlive you, it will outlive your children.
Things this car is old enough to do:
Vote: yes

You want a car that gets the job done? You want a car that's hassle free? You want a car that literally no one will ever compliment you on? Well look no further. The 1999 Toyota Corolla. Let's talk about features. Bluetooth: nope Sunroof: nope Fancy wheels: nope Rear view camera: nope...but it's got a transparent rear window and you have a fucking neck that can turn. Let me tell you a story. One day my Corolla started making a strange sound. I didn't give a shit and ignored it. It went away. The End. You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off the Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out of the water a thousand years later, put it in the trunk of the car, fill the gas tank up with Nutella, turn the key, and this puppy would fucking start right up. This car will outlive you, it will outlive your children. Things this car is old enough to do: Vote: yes

Consent to sex: yes
Rent a car: it IS a car
This car's got history. It's seen some shit. People have done straight things in this car. People have done gay things in this car. It's not going to judge you like a fucking Volkswagen would.
Interesting facts:
This car's exterior color is gray, but it's interior color is grey.
In the owner's manual, oil is listed as "optional."
When this car was unveiled at the 1998 Detroit Auto Show, it caused all 2,000 attendees to spontaneously yawn. The resulting abrupt change in air pressure inside the building caused a partial collapse of the roof. Four people died. The event is chronicled in the documentary "Bored to Death: The Story of the 1999 Toyota Corolla
You wanna know more? Great, I had my car fill out a Facebook survey.
Favorite food: spaghetti
Favorite tv show: Alf
Favorite band: tie between Bush and the Gin Blossoms
This car is as practical as a Roth IRA. It's as middle-of-the-

Consent to sex: yes Rent a car: it IS a car This car's got history. It's seen some shit. People have done straight things in this car. People have done gay things in this car. It's not going to judge you like a fucking Volkswagen would. Interesting facts: This car's exterior color is gray, but it's interior color is grey. In the owner's manual, oil is listed as "optional." When this car was unveiled at the 1998 Detroit Auto Show, it caused all 2,000 attendees to spontaneously yawn. The resulting abrupt change in air pressure inside the building caused a partial collapse of the roof. Four people died. The event is chronicled in the documentary "Bored to Death: The Story of the 1999 Toyota Corolla You wanna know more? Great, I had my car fill out a Facebook survey. Favorite food: spaghetti Favorite tv show: Alf Favorite band: tie between Bush and the Gin Blossoms This car is as practical as a Roth IRA. It's as middle-of-the-

When I ran the CarFax for this car, I got back a single piece of paper that said, "It's a Corolla, It's fine."
Let's face the facts, this car isn't going to win any beauty contests, but neither are you. Stop lying to yourself and stop lying to your wife. This isn't the car you want, it's the car you deserve: The fucking 1999 Toyota Corolla.

Google map of cars location

When I ran the CarFax for this car, I got back a single piece of paper that said, "It's a Corolla, It's fine." Let's face the facts, this car isn't going to win any beauty contests, but neither are you. Stop lying to yourself and stop lying to your wife. This isn't the car you want, it's the car you deserve: The fucking 1999 Toyota Corolla. Google map of cars location

Never forget: 8 years ago a random person on Craigslist wrote the most effective ad for the Toyota Corolla, ever.

01.03.2026 05:22 πŸ‘ 1769 πŸ” 524 πŸ’¬ 40 πŸ“Œ 47
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"Anime was a mistake."- Hayao Miyazaki 2002

Clip is from the low-budget anime adaptation of "Uzumaki", or Spirals, by Junji Ito, of the kids running away on the beach. There's many-many-many more clips of corner/cost-cutting examples, but this one is what got the most people talking.

06.03.2026 08:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Here's bad anime tropes:
1.Hair color isn't hereditary, but hairstyles are. Same bangs? Related!
2.Main-Char collect girls like a gatchapon. A heartfelt moment? NEXT GIRL!
3.The small child is always 4,000 years old.
4.The director's fetish is going to be piss, feet, slavecollars, or powerfantasy.

06.03.2026 08:09 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

1. I don't know any of these characters. I don't want to be this close to some stranger
2. I know "Eyes are the door to the soul", but with a generic 3d model I'm even more disconnected than connected to the character
3. Jesus Christ you cut every corner to save on budget and it shows

06.03.2026 08:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Since the anime industry has figured out the three episode test that people use for fast quality checking, I'm going to swap to 'the eyeball test'.

If an anime has, in the first three episodes, a dramatic shot that is a closeup on a character's single eye: it's probably going to be a garbage anime.

06.03.2026 08:09 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Windows 14 rumored to have a free trial with no limit on playtime all the way up to level 70, including the award winning expansions "Heavensward" and "Stormblood," sources say.

05.03.2026 16:03 πŸ‘ 6352 πŸ” 2409 πŸ’¬ 61 πŸ“Œ 17
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Windows 13 rumored to be "collecting hearts released from heartless" in an attempt to open Kingdom Hearts, sources say

04.03.2026 20:58 πŸ‘ 5169 πŸ” 2217 πŸ’¬ 34 πŸ“Œ 39

Oh heyoo!

This is the windows download version. I didn't realize there was a web version!

Like I said, I think it's a 'just me' problem as very few other games do this as well. It's something to do with my resolution/dual monitors and mouse locking or something.
Fullscreen/windowed goes wonky too.

04.03.2026 21:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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for all the coyotes <3

19.02.2026 12:31 πŸ‘ 478 πŸ” 138 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 4

*NODSNODSNODS* My mouse-jitter-glitch didn't help me either as it would sometimes 'steal' prey back onto the belt from me, but thankfully I was quick enough to grab 'em back if I needed them.

But yeah, 2 and 3 of the same almost always gets me because I have to have them stockpiled ahead of time.

04.03.2026 12:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I gotta love the fact that I'm just using their guts as a second organizational space as I shuffle and juggle prey in and out of them.

A very few lucky ones get pulled back out and put on the conveyor belt again. X3

04.03.2026 12:20 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

*hIC*

...noooooo--oo? :3

04.03.2026 12:03 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, reviewing how the corner juts were, I shouldn't have bothers trying to fit the mice in there and instead focused on keeping them center and using more of the L shaped otter and snake to fill in those gaps

Ahh well, new things to learn for future runs~!

04.03.2026 12:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Already posted my run!...well, clipped the end of it.

Finally took the time to figure out bsky's video quirks, especially the weird one that kept doing the weird cinema bars!

04.03.2026 11:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh also for my own records:

180 seconds
1280x720HD 720p
<30FPS

Those are the required stats for bsky's video uploads. Doesn't seem to care about filesize which is surprising, but appreciated since I didn't want to trim down an 80mb file even more.

04.03.2026 11:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Mods asleep. Post vore (But not like...post-vore. Unless it's bellies for me. I'm not your dad, you do you~β™₯)

β™ͺReply/info in the threadβ™ͺ
β™«Play gamesβ™«
β™ͺHave funβ™ͺ
β™«There's no reproductive organsβ™«
β™ͺBut it's considered 18+β™ͺ

04.03.2026 11:37 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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Lasted longer on the run than expected, but still: Though the snake failed me it was the BADGER THAT MESSED ME UP (My tray was so neatly organized before the fatass came along too. ;_;)

04.03.2026 11:23 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

I linked to the stuff over in the thread if you wanna play! Gonna post my recently hastily-done run in a sec here!

04.03.2026 11:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Gimme a few minutes. I'll record the next round for ya.

04.03.2026 10:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Same peeps who made Seafood, which is a spin off of the card game Scoundrel if you've ever done that.

(It's varying well-made vore games made via gamejams!)

04.03.2026 10:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

bsky.app/profile/duke...

I hope your tetris-fitting skills are up to date. Also I have some kinda weird bug where my mouse will sometimes jump around, but I think that's normal/just-me/a-unity-specific-problem-I-get-in-other-games-as-well

04.03.2026 10:43 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot of the vore puzzle game "Voreder up" that's a shape-matching game where you put tetris shapes like square, line, T, and left and right zig-zag to fill in a very specific stomach size exactly.

Screenshot of the vore puzzle game "Voreder up" that's a shape-matching game where you put tetris shapes like square, line, T, and left and right zig-zag to fill in a very specific stomach size exactly.

...Badgers are the worst. Especially when they want 3 of the same type of prey.

I optimize to have a diverse tray! You can't just ask for THREE OF THE SAME ONE.
I'd like the game better if I had a button to speed up the conveyor belt, or at least make it so things required show up more frequently.

04.03.2026 10:37 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

*Underwater dolphin noises*

04.03.2026 09:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I WAS JUST HATEWATCHING IT

I DIDN'T EXPECT IT TO GET GOOD! D:

04.03.2026 08:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0