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Melody Watson

@ohnomelody

editor of your favourite ttrpgs. she is an unlicensed hottie, a pest, a scoundrel and a menace. living on kaurna land (never ceded)

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hold up: so the body-without-organs is the default state of a bratty pillow princess, right?

08.01.2026 18:20 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Every time you say "actually Frankenstein was the name of the scientist" you're just replicating his damnable act of disavowal and abandonment that drove his creation to murder but okay

02.11.2025 12:49 πŸ‘ 491 πŸ” 128 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 1

You should check out We Contain Solitudes - it’s a duet game about people connecting through a time loop (think Russian Doll) and uses a very cool structure and constraints for writing out the setup and scenes

13.08.2025 04:42 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

On Mighty Wheels (real ones know)

04.08.2025 23:16 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

oh no

28.07.2025 06:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

and you are right not to do so

13.07.2025 21:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
the cover of SUZI, with art by robbi burns. a woman lying down with metal pipes extending from her body, and a dismissive/sad look at the viewer. her pose is a reference to the Sleeping Hermaphroditus

the cover of SUZI, with art by robbi burns. a woman lying down with metal pipes extending from her body, and a dismissive/sad look at the viewer. her pose is a reference to the Sleeping Hermaphroditus

coming soon: SUZi, a new TTRPG about sex robots! everyone starts with the same character, you play a solo game with lifepaths to figure out how you broke free, and then you work together to stay safe from humanity and eventually transcend the limitations of form
(art by @robbiaburns.bsky.social)

03.07.2025 22:48 πŸ‘ 472 πŸ” 151 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 20

*smashing the table* GIVE US THE JUICE

01.07.2025 22:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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this is the maximum emotion my face can muster at this point

01.07.2025 07:10 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the real power move is flirting by talking about lancer

26.06.2025 23:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

artemis is out! learn how to flirt with a spaceship (a chair), learn how to make out with a thruster (table)

23.06.2025 22:28 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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stupid little pig games

announcing: my itch.io of weird and erotic games is back. for now, im bringing back Kirigami Dominatrix Display Simulator, a game of D/s sex and cutting paper.

find me at Stupid Little Pig Games

stupidlittlepiggames.itch.io

16.06.2025 00:55 πŸ‘ 43 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 5
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Dollhouse Drama and Expansions - Collection by Owl Knight Games, by Jennifer Adcock A collection by Owl Knight Games, by Jennifer Adcock

MAYBE NOW IS THE TIME THE GAME RANDOMLY POPS OFF AND EVERYONE DECIDES TO CHECK IT OUT AND DISCOVER THAT THEY LOVE IT BECAUSE IT'S VERY GOOD, WHO KNOWS itch.io/c/5515377/do...

12.06.2025 21:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Doom bathroom on Zillow

DOOM BATHROOM ON ZILLOW

www.zillow.com/homedetails/...

08.06.2025 06:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's really funny that at one point culture had to pretend that glasses don't make people look hotter. Hey foureyes you have an angel's face your heavenly gaze framed by glass as if it were art

29.05.2025 00:57 πŸ‘ 2843 πŸ” 763 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 19

the world we want is inevitable

29.01.2025 18:23 πŸ‘ 37 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Old Kingdom series, obvs. 😘

28.05.2025 01:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Thanks! It's a little difficult to read cos it's quite small and has gotten blurrier as it fades, but here it is. 😊

25.05.2025 02:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Π‘ΠΏΡƒΡ‚Π½ΠΈΠΊ-1! Well, a technical diagram of it.

24.05.2025 23:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

one day i will discover The Secret and i'm going to be so goddamn relaxed

24.05.2025 06:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

this is so real

24.05.2025 06:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I did get surgery tho. may have overdone it slutting around taking selfies instead of lying down whoops

24.05.2025 06:20 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A photo of a woman wearing glasses, a dark grey shirt and makeup trying her best to look like she has two brain cells to rub together

A photo of a woman wearing glasses, a dark grey shirt and makeup trying her best to look like she has two brain cells to rub together

what up, i got the surgery that makes you a bimbo but then it turns out that's not a thing?? can't believe i still have to have complex concerns and desires UGH

24.05.2025 06:19 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Worthy of the Event: An Essay Buy Worthy of the Event: An Essay by Vivian Blaxell from your local bookstore. A trans essayist with a checkered past takes on the big questions of...

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Appreciate your patience πŸ™ Available wherever books are sold, but if it's all the same to you, perhaps you'd like to purchase at Hares and Hyenas, Naarm/Melbourne's LGBTQ+ bookshop? πŸ‘‡

24.05.2025 03:18 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It took many hours of hard graft and much blood spilled into the thirsty black soil, but the PDF is finally out! Happy Harvest Day all - pray you are not the one whose blood must be spilled, but the one to hold the knife!

I'm fucking thrilled, the game looks gorgeous, and I'm thriving!!!

14.05.2025 01:01 πŸ‘ 71 πŸ” 29 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0
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Harvest The people of a remote British island have carved out a good life, far from the churning of industry and the march of imperialism. Yet their paradise comes at a price. Life must be paid for in death. ...

Possum Creek is proud to release Harvest, a new folk horror Belonging Outside Belonging TTRPG based on Midsommar and The Wicker Man
warehouse23.com/products/har...

13.05.2025 19:15 πŸ‘ 174 πŸ” 83 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 18
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there is no self, there is only you by Geostatonary a game of being broken and put back together

Good girl. Bad girl. Whatever. She'll thank you for it, unless that's not what you like.

04.05.2025 23:31 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

[Tintoy voice] good game design is when you get a good girl at the end.

04.05.2025 23:31 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0