For now though, he's settled and had the legs ran off him.
I've had a Flash power mop delivered to deal with the mud, grass in the lawn will get tackled on Monday, I've ordered in Italian food from a cracking place in the south and I'm having some wine.
Wit a fuckin week 😬
So, I think I'm taking that knowledge and doing exactly that rather than paying a credit card bill or some sensible stuff. But what to buy?
So while I've managed to get this week together, it's been tough and I'm ruined and my house is a mess. I'm reminded of a Joe Lycett sketch on taking on a bad job and using the money to buy something you'd never usually splurge on. He bought the trumpet necklace.
A very gorgeous black white and gold dog, chilling ona sofa.
On Monday night and Tues I was losing my mind thinking I would have to abandon this sit and get him emergency contact involved or go and love with him at mums, this is where we are now. Chilling on the sofa with me watching DS9 and the being best boy in the world.
We seem to have turned a corner on this one. The next few days don't feel so bleak now.
I'm looking after a dog this week and he's very stressful. Difficult to get to go out for a walk, pisses everywhere, I just saved my ps5 from a golden shower. I'm not OK.
I'm super tempted to take the Easter week off work so I'd be out from 4th - 13th April with only 4 days used. But it's unlikely I'd be travelling anywhere and it seems a big ol' waste of annual leave. But I'm also really tired.
Fucking amazing game.
This has been an outstanding game for Scotland #ScoFra
Fully on my own in work today with everyone's handovers to deal with. Suboptimal but an excuse to order in coffee and breakfast I think.
Fuckinnnng EINS Zwei Drei. Why do I even bother proofreading
Hello. I've just heard Win Zwei Drei. It's giving early Kasabian/Ordinary Boys/Bimini. Lots of stuff going on, I don't hate it. Best we've done in a while.
It's 5 of the PM and it's still sunny and bright outside. My brain chemistry has been altered and all is good in the world again.
Two folded pancakes with toppings of banana, biscoff sauce and crumbled biscoffs on a white plate.
It's pancake day, yes its pancake day, it's ppppppp-pancake day.
Hahahhajaja the pub muted god save the king 😅😅😅😅 the owner "NOT IN MY PUB"
So far so kinda sober despite several pints. Go Team Me!
Rugby pub day! Early start so I'll be smashed before the Scotland game starts.
A small brown and gold dog poses beside a fallen tree on a ground covered in leaves. His fur almost makes him camouflaged.
A very shiny black lab stands in a woodland looking into the distance. She had a curly tail and is very very alert.
After 4 solid weeks of having these 2 amazing dugs staying with me, I'm free for 2 weeks. So I'm off to a pub quiz.
Nice. There's a wee bar down at the marina. Think it's called One Bar and if I could retire and just sit outside there morning till Sunset drinking Aperol Spritzball year, I'd be a happy man.
Playa Blanca is really nice eh? Love it there. Lanzarote is a nice place to explore, loads to see and it's generally just beautiful.
Homer from the Simpsons in a doctor's office with an edited caption the reads "Hmm unleash my killing power, eh?"
I'm considering it...
Yeah same, I've been going to Playa Blanca every year for a right long time and I legitimately can't remember the last time I needed cash. Run a tab, settle up at the end. The cash is king mob are creating problems for themselves.
A screenshot from a Holiday group asking "what's best to cahsbor card I am a believer that cash is king. With a weird space before the question mark.
All this needs is some Minions to make it the ultimate boomerslop post. It's Lanzarote, man. Take a fucking card with you.
DAY MAN! AHHHAAHHH!
FIGHTER OF TJE NIGHT MAN AHHHAAHHH
CHAMPION OF THE SUN!
By which I mean, those lighter mornings are definitely starting to kick in.
Apart from getting my hair done and have a few wines on Friday I've done *nothing* this weekend and I'm super bored now and I somehow feel more tired now than if I'd been on it all weekend.
Aye tough one to police for sure.
Just seen Polo posting a Minaj Free Zone sign. I had to read it 4 times going "Meeenach? What are they talking about" if you're interested about how deep into Spanish lessons and how out the loop in popular culture I am.
Christ my brain is the worst. All the way down to get a very regular and very habitual B12 jag, except this time I didn't order the B12 before hand, realised what I'd when I was sat in reception 😅 rebooked for Friday. Tit.
A screenshot from LinkedIn stating that applicants to a job must be not only commutable to Newbury Manchester or Edinburgh but they should also be passionate about being in the office 2-3 times a week. Which is totally normal and not at all unhinged.
In the entire history of the world, has anyone ever been passionate about going to the office? Even before remote and hybrid working was a thing?
Another dining marvel at Casa Criss. Venison steaks, garlic mashed potatoes, brazed leeks and a red wine and mushroom sauce.
