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@dschwartz2

Fighting to undo the dark future that is Aku. I don’t have a magic sword so I can’t really fight Aku. The dark future is Trump. I can fight against the cult of Trump. No DM unless I know you.

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I’ve been asked if I would support Sen. Mullin as Noem’s replacement.

The answer is a resounding NO. The rot in DHS is deep, much deeper than any individual.

It’s a question of policy not personnel. The Senate should not consider any DHS Secretary nominee until DHS and ICE are reined in.

05.03.2026 21:30 👍 11953 🔁 2498 💬 1569 📌 305

TW: diet

I had Claude write a script to use integer linear programming to find the optimal combination of a number of foods that gets you to 30g fiber and 120g protein each day

Anyway the answer is:
Six eggs and four cups of raspberries daily

04.03.2026 23:54 👍 7 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0
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U.S. Troops Were Told Iran War Is for “Armageddon,” Return of Jesus Advocacy group reports commanders giving similar messages at more than 30 installations in every branch of the military

Commander leaks real reason for Trump's war.

"Iran war is part of God’s plan and Pres. Donald Trump is “anointed by Jesus to light the signal fire in Iran to cause Armageddon and mark his return to Earth”

#USDemocracy

jonathanlarsen.substack.com/p/us-troops-...

04.03.2026 02:51 👍 24 🔁 23 💬 3 📌 7

ai does not exist. people are responsible for this. you are a fucking dumbass if you use ai to respond to email so this is unconscionable.

01.03.2026 12:24 👍 439 🔁 79 💬 8 📌 1

Read it again. We killed 85 schoolgirls this morning.

28.02.2026 16:00 👍 4310 🔁 1581 💬 121 📌 63

I don’t think he’s getting that Nobel Peace Prize

28.02.2026 12:37 👍 7256 🔁 927 💬 301 📌 47
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THIS.

28.02.2026 12:21 👍 27764 🔁 11363 💬 1003 📌 604

That hurts. I’m happy for Tyler but Bubba was so good today

23.02.2026 00:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Turns out there’s an economic cost to everyone hating us.

20.02.2026 12:18 👍 19398 🔁 6220 💬 1374 📌 541

imagine watching your child fight for life from an illness you literally caused them to get and then going on the news to brag about it.

I hope he lives to see this article and never speaks to this woman again. I hope he knows he didn't deserve a mother who didn't love him. I hope hell is real.

19.02.2026 18:12 👍 447 🔁 60 💬 16 📌 1
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This entire thing is a complete clown show. Everyone in attendance should feel like a fool.

19.02.2026 15:47 👍 12059 🔁 2953 💬 2078 📌 488
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18.02.2026 17:16 👍 8583 🔁 2496 💬 217 📌 109

Wonderful. Just wonderful. An amazing story of perseverance.

17.02.2026 23:14 👍 7801 🔁 1173 💬 118 📌 36

I dealt with my three week old being hospitalized with an infection. The idea of being jailed and deported during that horrible experience, when you’re already terrified for your vulnerable baby…I feel like I can’t breathe when I think about it

18.02.2026 02:12 👍 654 🔁 156 💬 10 📌 3
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Savannah teacher killed in crash by man fleeing from ICE According to the Chatham County Police Department, Monday morning’s fatal crash was the result of a chase between Immigrations and Customs Enforcement (ICE) and a suspect.

ICE killed a teacher in Georgia today when they chose to chase a man who posed no danger and had no criminal history.

17.02.2026 00:28 👍 4619 🔁 2614 💬 13 📌 215

Not sure who needs to hear this but the voter fraud rate is a mere 0.000003%. Anyone telling you otherwise is making shit up so they can take away your right to vote.

14.02.2026 00:10 👍 25524 🔁 8389 💬 649 📌 339

Is he serious? I know MTG is

13.02.2026 20:26 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Get it? See, it's funny 'cuz our President is a pathological liar who rarely, if ever, tells the truth.

13.02.2026 19:29 👍 17719 🔁 3227 💬 611 📌 132

I connect an Apple TV to mine. I never use the Samsung smart OS.

13.02.2026 02:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Congressional Dems: Don't Let the GOP Redact the Constitution #ABlueView🧵1/2

R's unbelievably claim reverting to ICE's decades old, constitutional policy of judicial warrants being required to enter private property is "a nonstarter" & "obnoxious." Instead, they demand ....

11.02.2026 22:55 👍 1683 🔁 631 💬 45 📌 19
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I know you've heard that a federal judge ordered the release of 5 year old Liam Conejo Arias and his father, and that they're now home.

But did you look at the judge's order?

It's less than 2.5 pages and well worth a minute. "Jesus wept."

Link to pdf: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

02.02.2026 19:11 👍 12711 🔁 4452 💬 650 📌 452
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Just experienced the most intense tear gassing of my life by federal officers outside the ICE facility in Portland where marchers gathered. There was no fast exit as they indiscriminately threw loads of gas and flash bangs. Children were in the crowd screaming. @oregoncapitalchronicle.com

01.02.2026 00:50 👍 12665 🔁 6183 💬 383 📌 441
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U.S. citizen injured by federal agents in Salem who demanded to see “papers,” union says - Salem Reporter A home care worker and union worker was pulled from her car and injured by federal agents Thursday according to a statement by SEIU 503. To comment on this story, use the form at the end of the repor...

4 federal agents pull over an elderly US citizen for the suspected crime of being brown, break her car window, throw her to the ground, then drive off after they find her US Passport in her purse. The Salem Police, when called, say there’s nothing they can do. www.salemreporter.com/2026/01/31/u...

01.02.2026 14:47 👍 6560 🔁 3472 💬 285 📌 340
Won’t You Be My Neighbor? | Lady Gaga Original
Won’t You Be My Neighbor? | Lady Gaga Original YouTube video by Rocket

Lady Gaga has put out a gorgeous anthem for Minneapolis.
youtu.be/e3o5FIXoK84?...

29.01.2026 19:16 👍 9267 🔁 3055 💬 287 📌 225

Bruuuuuuuuce!!! Thank you.

28.01.2026 19:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The only solution is to stop counting cases. Okay, that’s probably a bad idea but I’m sure RFK will implement it.

28.01.2026 15:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

oopsie doodles your actions have blinded your toddler and killed his baby cousin. a perfectly avoidable situation but you did your own research. sure you directly killed one baby and maimed your own but you're a good person. a superspreader? countless deaths? not your fault. a good person

28.01.2026 14:09 👍 461 🔁 73 💬 12 📌 0
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👇👇

26.01.2026 01:16 👍 12893 🔁 4501 💬 319 📌 175
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They owe her, and all of us, an apology.

25.01.2026 21:45 👍 12941 🔁 3436 💬 435 📌 157
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Alex Pretti "used to tell people off when they made sexist comments to female physicians. He bought me coffee when I had a really bad day as an intern...I laughed alongside him daily. He made a point to teach medical residents without judgement, but with a smile on his face and a joke."

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