ACH

That's a cracking shot - the sort of landscape you'd expect to find 11th century monks smuggling mead in

I am hiiiiighly suspicious that it's not Noticing Time but its junior partner, Performative Noticing Time

He's a radical now

quote post; "Pretty difficult to refute a single thing in this perfect assessment of where the fuck we are, from Ian Dunt. [Dunt's post]: Hardly anyone in the mainstream national conversation is prepared to state the basic reality, which is that the world is run by microdick clinically sub-cognitive narcissist madmen who are going to get us all killed. Instead, they project a sense of tactical and political meaning onto what is basically the bloodlust of a screaming child"

Fantastic effort from the Sensibles to completely distance themselves from the role they played in ensuring we got here

It's not a competition, Bridget

ASTROBOYD

AQUAMAN

like he's been scammed by a vampire

Your appointment is with: STEPHEN THE AI HORSE

Cornwall live headline: 'Soup of human excrement' flowing through Cornish surfing village, with a picture of [brown liquid]

Meanwhile in Cornwall, the counterpoint to 'milk of human kindness'

classic jeans et sheux twat combo

Sun headline: "Cops: don't use social media if you're a moron. Pretty sound new advice for scumbags"

can't believe The Sun were correct

just tried to work 'cat' into 'chiropractor' and broke my brain

James Orr: Minor Eastenders Villains (1988)
Matt Goodwin: Novelty Teapots (reduced for quick sale)
Zia Yusuf: Unexpected Finds In Compost Heap

boo, the only reason I was gonna watch was to see him in tears

KITT (the car from Knight Rider) switchboard, a load of labelled buttons with lights, featuring the legendary Turbo Boost and more intriguing buttons such as 7DLA (Disability Living Allowance) 8PL1 (Go Directly to Plymouth), 5F (Biblical Fish) and 6RM (Rees Mogg)

if KITT were a household applicance

HAPPY FUN BIRTHDAY SUPER TIEM!

god his face after speaking 2 words of a different language

like a toddler who's progressed from nappies to pull-up training pants

next on TV: Alexander Armstrong's Luton Odyssey, where he eats out of Gregg's bins and sleeps in a Biffa

he did not

and that's why he never became PM

cover of "Lorraine Kelly's Baby & Toddler Eating Plan" featuring smiling TV cannibal Lorraine Kelly and two infant victims

they're even publishing their manifestos

stop the compo, we have a winner!

Shlomp!

Bufto!

Rubbit!

no this is mind control

another who has seen the dark side of Mick Hucknall

there will be blood

I shouted PADDY SHOW US UOUR BUM at Paddy Ashdown from the roof of Westminster Abbey

If you can't find one, draw it on with tippex

holy shitting meatballs Edna

[small subversive lowbrow voice] I like it in Squire Haggard's Journal