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Mike "theViking"

@theviking

DefCon Goon, ThotCon Oper, aged dark rum guy, diver, old grump, agnostic atheist, LGBTQ+safe

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DRINK WATER FROM THE SKULLS OF YOUR ENEMIES! IF YOU HAVE CRUSHED THEIR SKULLS, USE A GLASS.

19.02.2026 07:30 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ok, now I need to know: how do you pronounce CLI?

Like klai or klee, or something else?

13.02.2026 17:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

love my own framework laptop!

14.01.2026 17:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Watching football playoffs, and while I KNOW the QB just said "alert! Alert! Alert!"... For a couple seconds I thought I heard "malort! malort! malort!"

12.01.2026 02:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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22.12.2025 00:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I didn't know what game you were watching my friend but damn this progression made me chuckle

22.12.2025 03:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

PUT AWAY YOUR SCIMITAR, TODAY YOU WILL BATTLE DESPAIR. AND YOU WILL WIN.

12.12.2025 20:35 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Am I the only one that thinks Drumpf is getting involved in the Netflix/WB buyout approval process in order to wrangle a way to personally profit off of the announcement?

09.12.2025 21:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A vile country isn't a country that can't feed its children, a vile country is a country that *won't* feed its children.

10.11.2025 17:35 πŸ‘ 16887 πŸ” 4313 πŸ’¬ 282 πŸ“Œ 113
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

10.11.2025 05:02 πŸ‘ 28544 πŸ” 8737 πŸ’¬ 372 πŸ“Œ 407

YOU MUST HAVE SOMETHING TO EAT TO HAVE STRENGTH TO CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES.

02.10.2025 17:38 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Important Notice of Security Incident We have recently experienced a security incident that may potentially involve your Plex account information. We believe the actual impact of this incident is limited; however, action is required from ...

Heads up Plex friends… do the thing.

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09.09.2025 00:02 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

"jarlic"

is

GOLD

25.08.2025 13:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

With Tom Lehrer's passing, I suppose this is a moment to share the story of the prank he played on the National Security Agency, and how it went undiscovered for nearly 60 years.

27.07.2025 21:01 πŸ‘ 8660 πŸ” 3614 πŸ’¬ 143 πŸ“Œ 717

SHELVE YOUR LANCE, TODAY YOU WILL BATTLE ENNUI. AND YOU WILL WIN.

12.08.2025 09:17 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hope it improves. Yesterday I had a good 15 minutes of bright spots in one eye covering most of its vision

22.07.2025 16:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

LOL, cancel culture

18.07.2025 21:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I was explaining to my Ukrainian colleague the phrase β€˜There’s no such thing as a free lunch’. She told me the equivalent in Ukrainian is β€˜The only free cheese is in the mousetrap’ - which is so much better

16.07.2025 06:39 πŸ‘ 24584 πŸ” 5153 πŸ’¬ 309 πŸ“Œ 209

SEIZE JOY FROM THE JAWS OF PAIN. HAVE YOU HAD ENOUGH WATER TODAY?

27.06.2025 21:21 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
steam summer sale

steam summer sale

So steamy

27.06.2025 22:47 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

HANG UP YOUR KNIFE, TODAY YOU WILL BATTLE LOW SELF-ESTEEM. AND YOU WILL WIN.

24.06.2025 19:20 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
two porta-potties hanging from a crane over a street in downtown Boston

two porta-potties hanging from a crane over a street in downtown Boston

Forbidden click clacks

22.06.2025 17:56 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Chips and Ghost Pepper Salsa from Buccees.

Got to raise my tolerance before PepperCon and the Toxic BBQ this year at @defcon.bsky.social

21.06.2025 00:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wait, a society that championed rugged individualism has a loneliness epidemic? No kidding? That's so weird!

16.06.2025 14:51 πŸ‘ 142 πŸ” 26 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

SQUEEEE!

05.06.2025 17:51 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I could SEE it unfolding (literally)

03.06.2025 02:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Defying DeSantis, Florida Pride Marchers Light Up Jacksonville Bridge with Rainbow Organizers demonstrated that they didn’t need state permission for queer visibility.

1. Florida banned cities from lighting up bridges rainbow colors for Pride.

So the people of Jacksonville did it themselves using flashlights and gels.

They opened the drawbridge to block them.

So they marched to a different bridge.

The latest from S. Baum.

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03.06.2025 01:00 πŸ‘ 23276 πŸ” 6641 πŸ’¬ 240 πŸ“Œ 450

Best to you and Sam

03.06.2025 02:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Love this silly effer. @lintile.lol

Also sincere thanks to @blenster.com for the totally random but much needed and appreciated gifts he gave me

31.05.2025 05:48 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0