Joshua Howsam

Good reminder that the Baseball Trade Values site and model is useless lol

A flowchart showing the possible team and player options available on the Chad Green contract with the Blue Jays leading to annoyed Blue Jays fans in 2025.

The Chad Green flowchart, edited from the @joshuahowsam.bsky.social original.

(government agents are chasing after notorious fugitive Bruce Springsteen)

Agent: (out of breath) He’s… so fast! It’s like he was… born to do this

Love it!

How on Earth did you get all those guys? Keeper, I take it.

Timing really is everything. Has a second monster season right before his walk year and then Soto signs that bonkers contract.

And Heyman said full NTC

Just went with Bo because he’s a FA at year end and has been so good for his career before the injured 2024.

Bo if he gets back to normal. Will be 28.

Happy for @rallycap.bsky.social to be able to post a normal-head Ross Atkins photo

They didn’t say how. Met with a couple execs yesterday.

Did you call him out?

That’s…a choice.

A guy tried to impress me today with his knowledge of Japanese history by quoting lines he heard in the movie Oppenheimer.

Can’t post your bangers at midnight

Yep!

The Jays splitting with them with all that went wrong in that series is very encouraging.

He's enlisted?! Then he'll never make Major!

Dentists

Thanks! I’m pretty excited about it.

I have no idea who put my name forward, but it’s about 50 fans from around Canada and the US. First zoom call is next week. I’m very curious how it goes.

I noticed that too. Interesting stuff

Was put on the MLB Fan Council for this year. So I get to speak with legit policy makers about changes we want to see (VP of On-Field strategy is first).

Seems more likely

November: I miss baseball December: I miss baseball January: I miss baseball February: I miss baseball March: I miss baseball April 1st: This f*cking ump

Happy anniversary to one of my all timers from the bad place.

Sure. But is that just extra tv coverage because it's the opener or are the ceremonies starting at 2:30?

Have the Jays put out the timing of the ceremonies for today? Are they happening BEFORE 3pm?

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Happy Opening Day!

The preposterous fantasy that the problems with American conservatism began with Trump is a perfect example of why Schumer *and his entire generation* needs to get the fuck out of the way.

This is a good example of why to me, pitching is offence and hitting and fielding are defence. Control of the play vs. reacting to it.