Larry Larmeu

I’d rather it wasn’t actually

Someone should tell Leverkusen they’re at home in the first leg

TACO.. Monday?

Here’s a better one for you. I’ve lived here 9 years this week, my power has gone off twice for a total time of about 5 minutes in that period.

It does happen but less often and less dramatically. I had a broken pipe in my front yard in NOLA for 3 months before they came and fixed it, we had one in the neighborhood recently and it was fixed in a day.

🤐

Very good reason

Martinelli, Jesus and Trossard all not good enough lately. Dowman and Madueke should get chances over them.

We were very lucky to win last night. I'm sure people will have no problem pointing that out, but they'll be leaving out the far greater amount of times we were unlucky to drop points this season.

Ignore list: *maxxing

Ødegaard may not excite internet “fans” but he controls matches and is sorely missed, as is Calafiori’s progressive and unpredictable nature.

Hey, hope you are as well. I'm definitely not on "here" as much as I was on "there" but just noticed some old faces and followed :)

Ahh, I hadn’t seen that, but the sentiment does apply

Now?

That’s what I’m talking about

Maybe they’ll send a truck full of ice next

Let’s go Newcastle

Mikel Arteta seems to be the only person who realizes we win if it’s 0-0

Acerbi is like if Joe Wilkinson was an Italian footballer

Bastoni briefly thought he was Calafiori

So it will end 5-4

All the stuff happening in the world and people are still worried about what date other people eat a cake

I used this guy, he was good. Been a while though.

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They had no choice, the ship’s name was written in comic sans

Me every time I get paid

I’ve had capital one as my “American” bank account and it has been great for the 8+ years I’ve been here. It’s useless to me now and I’ll need to switch when I’m back in the US.

Operator won’t you put me on through

Depends on what cause is defined as and who determines it

Nick Pope obviously follows me

I still have my pizza book they gave us and used the recipe a few months ago!