cramtorte

it wont be long until we find out that someone connected to the administration recently invested 50M in oil futures 'about a week ago'

only mistake was the 'small' portion of this statement. it's never enough.

Someone needs to put the deranged statements of our Secretary of Definitely-Not -War to an 80s-movie faux metal tough guy montage track

they simply walk away from the narrative every time it doesn't happen, almost like they never even mentioned it

Texas Representative Tony Gonzales Will Not Seek Re-election Several House members had called for Tony Gonzales to step down after texts emerged showing his pursuit of a staff member who later killed herself.

Rep. Tony Gonzales, a Texas Republican accused of coercing a staff member into a sexual relationship before she killed herself, said he would not seek re-election.

YOU ASKED FOR THIS!

Downfall. Kristi Noem Edition:

Welp, time to buy another pillow, not getting that one back.

Threads thread: thriller_instinct 3d Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here - 254 Q 3.1K G 28 746 corporateash 18h ••• My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you. 852 Q62 G6 72

“I have usernames older than you.”.
Holy shit

top 5 all-time poster. “riding in a golf cart fatly” is outstanding

I will miss Kristi Noem's inimitable constitutional insights, as when, asked by Sen. Maggie Hassan, D-N.H. at a Senate hearing to define "habeas corpus," she replied, "Habeas corpus is a constitutional right that the president has to be able to remove people from this country."

Telling Jesus he'll never make it if he keeps being so hostile to wealth. Advising him to moderate his message to appeal to the Galilee suburbs

You won't even be asked to, sleep easy

US asked Ukraine for help fighting Iranian drones, Zelensky says Ukraine's president says Kyiv will only help if doing so does not deplete its own air defences.

w e a s k e d w h o f o r w h a t n o w

Oh, are you?

does the contortionist need these tho? non-contortionists need hemmie glasses, no?

friggen love that movie

video would be so much more badass if bluesky was able to sync the audio/video playback properly

i KNEW it

nothin much

Kristi Noem's "Open to Work" LinkedIn Profile

I'm willing to throw in an awooga if you want

I need to read about this project/proposal, but are you saying you guys don't want more trains???

4 is good, never tried 3.

Nobody hates living veterans more than Republicans. Dead veterans they can exploit in videos. But living veterans with opinions and medical needs are literally offensive to conservatives.

short story time jfc

She's a 10, but the scale goes to 100

lol wtaf