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how correct can one man be

"Whether Life Polishes You Up Or Grinds You Down Depends On What You're Made Of"

still think about that story where one of the expos batting coaches was super excited because vladimir guerrero asked to meet him in the batting cages and he'd never wanted his help before and then when he got there found out vlad had brought his son and just wanted him to teach vlad jr how to hit

damn venezuela

this one is really good. didn't see it on the mlb site, does new era have other designs on theirs?

it’s coming home

shelf stable burgers that are packed in pressurized pringles-like tubes. six to a can. dry patty on bun nothing else

marlins spring training hat on the other hand... hot damn!

My Computer Is Alive—And It’s Pissing Me Off

freaking me out a little actually. has anyone seen jack and sunn O))) in the same room at the same time??

greg anderson from sunn looking ass picture

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Matin - Wake up, pray, mill to lift millstones
Lauds - Check pigeons
Terce - Deep work
Sext - Burger at the Wounded Hart for lunch
None - Load turnip cart, send last pigeons of the day
Vespers - Dinner with family
Compline - Prayer of thanksgiving, bed

Peasant with a 10,000-sq-ft hovel with a heated driveway, top-end coach he leases for 3 libri a month, flatbrim coif embroidered with the crest of the local jousting team, special bracelet with an enchanted gemstone that tracks his steps

Even little worms like you are often represented in cinema. In the cowboy movies somebody shoots their hat off

we need a president who says into the press mic "wow. thank got its friday. I need to eat poop shower sleep watch tv drive my car go to the store poop (diarrhea this time) walk around my house piss in the toilet water the plants get grubhub play playstation scratch my ass and fart!!!"

Mr. Dude Cool

HHS announces a study by a handpicked panel of doctors saying "q-tips are just fine to stick way deep into in your ear as far as they will go" and "it's also now a crime to *not* stick them super far in there in search of riches"

Ear doctor: Don’t use Q-Tips
Me already imagining putting a screw driver I found in the driveway in my ear when I get home: I womt

no thanks. im on an all-wafer diet

I think there's a deep, subterranean ideological assumption that civilian causalities are the result of insufficient care, insufficient attention, or insufficient technology. They're really just a basic consequence of choosing to go to war.

texting you back "im hrege" with this image bsky.app/profile/lake...

the animals are leaving

lol so are they trying to say that 'fresh fish' is their own personal brand

one of the guys of all time

worried its going to be another one of those years where it seems like the yankees are going to have 6 good starting pitchers and then are somehow calling up AAA no-names by june

we'd certainly get at least 20 or 25 feet up. but again there was a lot more to grab onto. worst case you tried one that was too big and got stuck halfway down but you could usually shimmy out of it back down the trunk

that was ultimately safer because you could only go so high but we'd do it in the woods in winter all the time so sometimes you'd accidentally do it to a dead tree and it would just snap

we'd also do this thing called 'tree bending' where we'd climb up birch or beech saplings to the very top when theyre like an inch in diameter and swing back and forth until we bent them all the way to the ground, let go, and they'd snap back perfectly vertical

turns out there's nothing better for diagrams/plots when helping people with homework. otherwise everything I do is just like this huge rats nest of scribbles because im drawing arrows, numbers, shapes, circling crap