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eo girlie. jackson zane truther. danny pino curious.

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I’m fairly new to the “save veggie scraps in freezer over time to make veggie stock for soup recipes” and I am never going back

06.03.2026 15:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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i was born to slay but i’m forced to work

06.03.2026 14:42 👍 80 🔁 18 💬 1 📌 0

If this post resonates with you, schedule your colonoscopy today.

06.03.2026 15:07 👍 128 🔁 4 💬 8 📌 1

There’s a joke in here about needing eye cream but my life is way too much of a mess right now for that kind of undertaking

06.03.2026 04:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I signed into AOL to see what’s up and in my log in verification settings it says that my phone number was added 23 years ago

06.03.2026 04:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Is anyone okay?

06.03.2026 04:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

heyyy sorry i didn’t get back to you i was listening to The Freshmen by The Verve Pipe a regular amount of times

05.03.2026 03:31 👍 982 🔁 63 💬 57 📌 15

This is WILD lore

05.03.2026 13:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Help

05.03.2026 13:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I fucking love The Wiz

05.03.2026 13:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Season 8 EO
Ridiculously good looking

Season 8 EO Ridiculously good looking

Can’t talk spiraling over this pic

13.02.2026 16:50 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

What a way to end a chapter

05.03.2026 04:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What is happening

04.03.2026 17:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I do not know but this was the message reply to “I am locked out can you help”

I got back in (by chance?) but I could easily still be unable to log in for all they know

04.03.2026 12:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

We need more shit posting on Bluesky. Things are heavy now. It feels like there's a decline in shit posting that must be remedied.

Send me your recs for the content below.

03.03.2026 18:54 👍 67 🔁 7 💬 13 📌 2

The Wiz

04.03.2026 01:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Bless. TY 🐝

04.03.2026 00:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Does 🐝 have any pointers

03.03.2026 23:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Honey is 🤑

03.03.2026 23:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Accurate

03.03.2026 23:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Lmao AI analyzed my bsky profile and said “her writing style flutters between casual banter and existential dread, much like watching a butterfly with a caffeine addiction trying to fly straight; it’s unpredictable but always entertaining.”

01.12.2024 00:11 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0
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Whatever you do, do not enable 2FA on this app unless you want to be locked out of it indefinitely

03.03.2026 23:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I would settle for a few mediocre days I’m not picky

03.03.2026 23:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Probably *a few* downsides

03.03.2026 23:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

SO BACK

03.03.2026 23:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a woman in a lab coat is crying and saying `` somebody sedate me '' . ALT: a woman in a lab coat is crying and saying `` somebody sedate me '' .

Another day another handful of not-me log in attempts on various accounts. I love this for me. Daily panic. It's perfect for my specific flavor of paranoia. I couldn't write a better joke if I tried.

03.03.2026 20:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

Is it really any less confusing?

03.03.2026 20:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

How hard can it BEEEEEE

03.03.2026 16:03 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So what if I am scared of bees

03.03.2026 15:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Should I become a beekeeper yes or no

03.03.2026 15:22 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 4 📌 0