Today is daddy doggy day
Today is daddy doggy day
Probably yelling random nonsense because I was cold.
This just in, Rhett makes dad spend $20 for inflatable alien
βWEβRE NOT FUCKING ANGRY, DAD!β
- Rhett Keenan βChaosβ Powers
Rhett wanted a giant banana.
Rhett got him a giant banana.
Better. Leaking oil out of the opti so thatβs getting replaced tomorrow.
Iβm not bowling! I was out picking something up for the wife.
@ladylofi.bsky.social kind of mad youβre not throwing shoes at me
He might, the lights might aggravate him and heβll probably wander off to the pool tables if applicable but we can give it a shot
He does like beersβ¦.
(I do not give my kid beer)
Oooh. Iβll bring Chaos too.
I could be your huckleberry.
Until my back folds like a napkin
ZEN
Ten grand??? BRB, selling a kidney
Get better soon baby girl. Daddy loves you
Hereβs a short film I like to call βI got learning shit to doβ
Have a day, little man.
And free loaded nachos too. Bang my line.
It grows
I have started a beer bat snake
Gonna be easy to spot tonight at the k
Black, manual, t tops, Firehawkβ¦
Time to sell some feet pics.
Good name though
FOR 10K??? Holy shit, I need it.
Behold, my child
My brother got me the best birthday present ever.
Some days are rough. And then this happens.
Fixed the Trump portrait
This is why I have scotch for breakfast