Beckett 🦇

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Obsessed with her

We gotta start telling young men that roll-on/solid perfume is more masculine or something. I am sick of these boys in their clouds of aerosol cologne

My gender’s probably best described as, “Lesbian woman who is also your Gay Uncle”

Love to tell people “no” when they ask for a vodka redbull at my work. Order an espresso martini like a fucking adult

“Unbeknownst” is such a good word

Pretty cool that love is the realest thing in this world

I’m such a hopeless romantic I am going to immolate myself

Campari the rat has discovered the cardboard box I put in his cage. I’ve spent the last two hours hearing him crunch and tear it up as he terraforms it into the perfect box full of holes

Someone on hinge once messaged me saying my “mice were so cute”, in reference to my RATS. It filled me with such an embarrassing amount of rage that I have since deleted the app from my phone

Introduce yourself with four records

Five minute unskippable ad for shen yun, you’ve made a powerful enemy todsy

Absolutely insane that my partner can accurately guess how much I’ve had to drink after interacting with me for less than a minute

Hey

Listening to an album for the first time on shuffle is actually demonic btw