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Screenshot of what's apparently supposed to be a "git flow" chart from Microsoft learning materials. It's full of bizarre spelling errors and fucked up diagram elements that make it pretty clear the thing was AI generated.
oh.... my god??
actual chart from learn.microsoft.com/en-us/traini... btw
So glad I'm no longer for working for Microsoft -- I'm not of fan of their "continvoucly morging" strategy. nvie.com/posts/15-yea...
Everyone in the world comes to get married at the NYC Marriage Bureau. Last week, the Mayor stopped by to officiate a few of those ceremonies.Β
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Thank you to all the couples who shared their joy with us. Happy Valentine's Day, New York.Β
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Β Watch the full video at Youtube.com/nycmayorsoffice
Hegseth to US military: if you get into MIT, we won't let you attend because of the risk that you will be exposed to ideas hostile to MAGA when you study there.
This is brilliant.
Plans to invade Greenland have just been cancelled after this
By sheer coincidence, "we're sorry to see you go" was also my message to the Washington Post.
Jew in Amsterdam here. Please use Anne Frank as a comparison point to explain how state persecution of scapegoats impacts children, that is the point of her example, thanks
Canβt help but notice a lot of social media reports of Tik Tok censoring anti-ICE content in its first weekend under Trump-directed US management, and no mainstream news coverage thus far.
"ICE will leave Minnesota if you hand over your voter rolls" tells you everything you need to know.
This was never about immigration or fraud. It was always about rigging elections.
Voting NO on the DHS funding bill is the bare minimum.
Backing Kristi Noemβs impeachment is the bare minimum.
Holding law-breaking ICE agents legally accountable is the bare minimum.
ICE is beyond reform. Abolish it.
Call the piece of legislation that ultimately abolishes ICE the Pretti-Good Act
Wow! @iosdevweekly.com linked to my video! Thanks, y'all!
Minnesota, you are excellent!
Years ago I did a talk at Seattle Xcoders regarding variable naming and Noun Piles. After years of procrastination, here's a cleaned up version of that "Silly Lightning Talk" www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBVF...
AppKit / AppleEvent Manager does not respect the kAEDontExecute flag of NSAppleEventDescriptor.SendOptions: olof.micro.blog/2026/01/20/a...
A Microsoft Teams window with the close button absurdly close to the corner and the name of the meeting in tiny print overlapping the expand button
It's impressive they keep finding ways to make Teams uglier:
For non-German speakers:
βDear media, I canβt stand the headline "No agreement between the US and Denmarkβ any longer. If an armed man storms a bank, you don't run the headline: "Robber and cashier can't reach an agreement on money transfer." Stop framing imperial aggression as normal diplomacy.β
#slightlydiminishaband
Deutsche Amerikanische Bekanntschaft
ICE would be scared of a butterfly.
Scared of a butterfly!
βIt could be a bee!β
It could be a bee β
It could be Muhammad Ali
the 6% is the WaPo editorial board
Shirogumi
the racism coming from the entire conservative movement targeting the somali community is so goddam disgusting and its just being completely ignored
WHICH MEANS ALL HIS SIGNATURES ARE INVALID!!!!!1
I am determined as God is my witness to start the Trump fake hand conspiracy theory. His hand isn't showing signs of an undisclosed illness. It's a fake painted Halloween costume hand because his hand was already removed. It's time.
The iOS βLarger Textβ accessibilty settings screen with a small red heart and a large red heart on either side of the slider control, and the slider position at three sizes larger than standard.
#mashupchristmasanything
If anyone is interested: a sample app that repros the issue: github.com/olofhellman/...
Just filed FB21212387: "AppleEvents sent to self are not received after turning on recording in ScriptEditor." If anyone can help or wants details, please let me know.