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From the archives, but very appropriate for today. “The Emperor’s New Clothes,” from “Classic Storybook Fables.”

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My egg was still basically intact at that point, and that line made me pump my fist and shout, "Fuck yeah!"

I found a VHS tape at the junk store, labeled just “A Surprise!”. Since I’d recently set up my VCR and old 80s TV, I thought I should check it out.

Just… just watch.

(an old twitter post from 2018: chopped a little to fit in Bluesky video limits)

The sound of Jell-O getting shredded is one of the most disturbing noises I ever heard in my life. This is something straight out of hell. DO NOT LISTEN WITH HEADPHONES ON!!!

Hogfather million to one chance search Hi everyone, this is a huge longshot but wondering if any of you lovely folk might be able to help. My partner just told me that her dad (who sadly died more than 20 years ago) gave her a hardback copy of Hogfather, but it got lost in one of her moves not long after he died. I doubt we'd ever find it, but it would be an amazing New Year miracle if we could discover it and I could buy it back if it's still out there. It's signed in the front cover "To Anthea" and probably says from Dad or similar. Like I say, it's a million to one chance... Thanks for reading.

Copied (with permission) from a discworld group I’m in if anyone can help even if it’s just a share

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The union IS calling for a boycott during this action.

Support striking workers!

As little as I'd trust myself to get across a coherent message if I took up writing, I'd trust an auto-generated "ai" script even less.

and the definition of womanhood espoused by TERFs (even the Rowling-core ones who sincerely believe they’re doing a feminism) is so creepily centered on reproduction in ways that leave out huge swathes of cis women - including many old enough to remember fighting to be seen as more than a uterus!

the Eye of Sauron as depicted in Peter Jackson's The Lord of the Rings trilogy

HE SEES YOU WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPING
HE KNOWS WHEN YOU'RE AWAKE
HE KNOWS IF YOU'VE BEEN BAD OR GOOD
SO KEEP IT SECRET, KEEP IT SAFE

Terminator

Screenshot from a Youtube Video of a Dark Souls player being attacked by a Blue Drake's lightning breath in the Valley of the Drakes while they try to shoot it with an arrow.

Reminds me of the blue drakes in the Valley of the Drakes in the first Dark Souls. If you pivot the lightning in its mouth around in a semi-circle it even has a similar aoe (tried to find a good screenshot of it).

Seems to be having the opposite effect than diffusing the situation.

DeVito Shonen Jump

twocubes: "as part of my reform package, i promise to turn all rich people into furries, so instead of spending all their money on superyachts they spend it on commissions, which have a significantly higher rate of economic recirculation and a significantly lower carbon pawpr" watcherknight: "but theres gonna be a lot of inflation" ihopethisdsntawakensomethinginme: "you put that sentence back in your mouth"

A screenshot of a social media post that states a Florida woman was arrested this week after allegedly threatening a health insurance provider. Lakeland Police said the woman became increasingly upset during the call which she ended with delay denied depose you people are next. On the left is a mugshot of Briana Boston, the middle aged white woman with blonde hair and a blue shirt. On the left is the mugshot of Luigi mangioni, He is a white man in his twenties with dark curly hair and thick eyebrows.

When I had a violent stalker who would graphically describe how he would have me gang raped, puncture my organs and and break all my bones, I was told the police "couldn't do anything".

Consider this a reminder that they absolutely ✨can✨ do something.

They just don't care about YOU.

Violence doesn't solve anythi-

Gotta remember this for city council meetings lol.

REMEMBER REMEMBER THE FOURTH OF DECEMBER

female Ranma from Ranma 1/2 is wearing a beautiful blue and white wedding dress, with a bouquet of blue flowers in one hand and a tiny baby chicken in her other. She is standing within a giant eggshell that has cracked and left pieces scattered around her. There are two more chicks around the egg. The background is pink. The color palette of this image matches the trans flag

I still can't believe this, iirc, predates egg as slang

KYM puts the origin of the trans egg meme as August 23rd, 2016 with the Egg Mode entry in Urban Dictonary. A quick reverse image search on TinEye has this showing up (on a site that's no longer live) May 4, 2008.

So yeah, predates it by at least 8 years.