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Christ, even Jabba's got abs

This has nothing to do with the specific content here, but Polymarket adopting the language of news, here with BREAKING, and with Texas election results earlier this week, is BAD. Polymarket is not and will never be a news org or break news. It's a betting app. It's Draft Kings for sociopaths.

If you're a vegan it is okay to eat a comet but not so much an asteroid because they're a little meteor

Optical illusion of a woman bent over some papers. Her sunglasses are pushed up and she is wearing a hair band so the top of her head looks exactly like a Muppet face

Sorry I know the world is in a terrible fix but I've been laughing at this for ten minutes now

Does whatever a pizza can

Bumper sticker that reads “Keep honking! I’m sitting in my car crying to the cranberries 1993 hit single ‘Linger’”

A truly A+++ bumper sticker.

My family had the first Apple IIGS in Phoenix, Arizona.

I don’t mean to be nosy, but what the fuck??

When we talk about Baby Boomers not getting off the stage: In 1997, the US president was born in 1946.

In 2007, the US president was born in 1946.

In 2017, the US president was born in 1946.

And next year in 2027? The US president will have been born in 1946.

The petard joke tho

The image displays an article titled "Please don’t put ground-up wasp nests in your vagina" from Popular Science.

Don’t put ants in your ears
Or bees in your anus
Lick a porcupine once
You’ll find out what pain is
And there’s just one last thing
One final reminder

“direct your anger at trump not the democrats” buddy you are severely underestimating the amount of anger i have available to me

It’s really difficult explaining we’re not all horrible people when we live in a society that encourages betting in respect to loss of human life. 😔

There’s no such thing as congress that’s just a story they tell reporters

this is obviously an extreme one but man I can't even count the number of times I've woken up to some horrific breaking news this year

anyway, here's wonderwall

The promise of OpenAI and Grok being used in war is that no human can be held accountable for the war crimes it commits, all the way up to where it sits on the chain of command.

The total abdication of any kind of accountability, any kind of "am I following an unjust order" moral hesitation, etc.

Maya Rudolph and That Muppet

where was this chemistry in WUTHERING HEIGHTS

This is extremely dangerous for those who use wish lists for organization & mutual aid. Please share far & wide.

a cutout paper collage of two black ants on a picnic blanket, facing each other on either side of a crumb. Text in a white bubble says “a crumb shared with you is a feast to me.” You can’t tell, but you should know the ants are butchfemme.

doesn't take much when you get enough
#art

Sometimes you’ll see toilet paper that’s like 8X Stronger! and why? what is going on in there what are you doing are you sewing it into a jacket

Letz go even bigger and better,,, ALL Female US Olympians and Paralympian medalists are invited out to celebrate in Viva Las Vegas for the SHE GOT GAME Weekend ,,,

Hit a guy up and LETZ GOOO

Reg-gie Din-kins <clap> <clap> <clapclapclap>

Hey why did the costco ceo actually reply to my email

A+ State of the Union counterprogramming by TCM.

😭 …coming out of my cage 😭 and I’ve 😭 been 😭 doing 😭 just 😭😭😭 …fine 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I don’t know. I can imagine quite a bit.

Tweet that reads Leo Xander @STALLEON Stop taking social media so serious. Nothing here is real. Look at this chicken V - it is bigger than the car

I think about this tweet every time I feel something online start to curl its annoying little grip into my head

It should be spelled CiA because I spy with my little i.

Gen Z heart technology is reaching unprecedented levels