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@clocksallzeros

30ish. They/it. πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ Some kind of weird cheetah guy πŸ’œ @hauntself.bsky.social

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08.03.2024 15:14 πŸ‘ 3997 πŸ” 1144 πŸ’¬ 48 πŸ“Œ 24
Photo of a brindle akita inu mid yawn. One of his front legs is underneath the rest of his body and the other front leg is in a weird L shape

Photo of a brindle akita inu mid yawn. One of his front legs is underneath the rest of his body and the other front leg is in a weird L shape

took the worst photo of him ever

07.02.2026 16:32 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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The family learns a new word

07.02.2026 19:09 πŸ‘ 1149 πŸ” 315 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

this is as far as i got

07.02.2026 18:54 πŸ‘ 299 πŸ” 96 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, the first panel shows little baby Green, sitting alone in an empty void, looking disappointed but not surprised.
Green, narrating: When I was little, life was bad. I thought it would be bad forever.

Next, adult Green is floating through an empty void, not attached to anything.
Green, continuing to narrate: But that passed, and I learned that nothing is forever. Everything is only temporary.

Blue, appearing out of nowhere, grabs Green by the tail, gently holding on to stop him from drifting away.
Green, still narrating: And then you were there. For good.

The foxes settle down to play some kind of a board game. It's unclear which one of them is winning.
Green, narrating: You make me want to believe in "forever".

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, the first panel shows little baby Green, sitting alone in an empty void, looking disappointed but not surprised. Green, narrating: When I was little, life was bad. I thought it would be bad forever. Next, adult Green is floating through an empty void, not attached to anything. Green, continuing to narrate: But that passed, and I learned that nothing is forever. Everything is only temporary. Blue, appearing out of nowhere, grabs Green by the tail, gently holding on to stop him from drifting away. Green, still narrating: And then you were there. For good. The foxes settle down to play some kind of a board game. It's unclear which one of them is winning. Green, narrating: You make me want to believe in "forever".

19.01.2026 12:51 πŸ‘ 5125 πŸ” 1134 πŸ’¬ 25 πŸ“Œ 28
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lifting body characteristics

18.10.2024 20:47 πŸ‘ 195 πŸ” 37 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A wolf eating bugs off the ground "yum! Bugs!"

A wolf eating bugs off the ground "yum! Bugs!"

I probably posted this before. But remember. The bugs on the floor are free
You can just eat them.

02.02.2025 22:47 πŸ‘ 208 πŸ” 32 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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garbage truck bug

09.12.2025 01:59 πŸ‘ 321 πŸ” 89 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
a watercolur/digital painting of a small mermaid, based on the yellow  'clown goby' fish. she is surrounded by corals & starfish

a watercolur/digital painting of a small mermaid, based on the yellow 'clown goby' fish. she is surrounded by corals & starfish

lil mermaid

09.01.2024 16:38 πŸ‘ 1590 πŸ” 393 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 0
TJ the jack russell terrier, walking with a navy and orange striped shirt and navy sweatpants. he's also wearing red plush Lego brick slippers, a red Lego brick backpack, a blue plastic Lego minifigure hat, a blue Lego brick messenger back, and carrying a yellow plastic Lego cup and yellow Lego brick rolling suitcase

TJ the jack russell terrier, walking with a navy and orange striped shirt and navy sweatpants. he's also wearing red plush Lego brick slippers, a red Lego brick backpack, a blue plastic Lego minifigure hat, a blue Lego brick messenger back, and carrying a yellow plastic Lego cup and yellow Lego brick rolling suitcase

tj with the legoutfit

02.03.2025 16:03 πŸ‘ 1059 πŸ” 221 πŸ’¬ 25 πŸ“Œ 4
A brown floppy-eared dog looking up at a billion different falling autumn leaves with much enthusiasm. They're all different shades of yellow, brown, red, and orange. There's an unrealistic amount of different tree species represented.

A brown floppy-eared dog looking up at a billion different falling autumn leaves with much enthusiasm. They're all different shades of yellow, brown, red, and orange. There's an unrealistic amount of different tree species represented.

Happy Thanksgiving!! Wishing you lots of crunchy leaves to step on. πŸπŸ‚

27.11.2025 20:43 πŸ‘ 462 πŸ” 122 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1

remember to keep moisturizing, drinking water, eating healthy and organic foods, marinating yourself regularly, applying savory spices, and basting occasionally with pan drippings

21.03.2025 21:46 πŸ‘ 241 πŸ” 41 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 0
Two fluffy blahaj are sitting on a bed. They look very cozy.

Two fluffy blahaj are sitting on a bed. They look very cozy.

The patient did great, and is recovering with her wife.

23.11.2025 19:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A fluffy, clean, blahaj shark is lying in a rug. She has a hole cut in her belly where the stuff was added.

A fluffy, clean, blahaj shark is lying in a rug. She has a hole cut in her belly where the stuff was added.

Transfusion was a success! Now to sew her shut and bring her back!

23.11.2025 19:20 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A mostly unstuffed blahaj is lying on a rug next to a bag of fresh, fluffy stuffing.

A mostly unstuffed blahaj is lying on a rug next to a bag of fresh, fluffy stuffing.

We may now commence putting clean blood into the patient.

23.11.2025 19:01 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A very clean but empty blahaj is lying on a wooden coffee table.

A very clean but empty blahaj is lying on a wooden coffee table.

Patient has survived sanitization and the warning chamber.

23.11.2025 18:58 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A completly stuffing-less blahaj is lying on a washing machine. Very flat.

A completly stuffing-less blahaj is lying on a washing machine. Very flat.

The empty blahaj is tossed into the machine machine with some blankets.

The empty blahaj is tossed into the machine machine with some blankets.

Once the patients blood is removed, make sure to sanitize her, inside and out!

23.11.2025 18:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A half-deflated blahaj is posed next to a garbage bag of its old stuffing, and a sewing kit.

A half-deflated blahaj is posed next to a garbage bag of its old stuffing, and a sewing kit.

First step: remove ALLLL of the patients blood!

23.11.2025 17:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A blahaj plush shark is lying on a washing machine. Part of the belly seam has been opened up with scissors.

A blahaj plush shark is lying on a washing machine. Part of the belly seam has been opened up with scissors.

Time for surgewy!

23.11.2025 17:30 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
an extra page of lancaster for small detail closeups, and a rear shot pertaiing its tail shape. there's a text blurb with auxiliary information.

an extra page of lancaster for small detail closeups, and a rear shot pertaiing its tail shape. there's a text blurb with auxiliary information.

addendum: funny

04.11.2025 06:02 πŸ‘ 405 πŸ” 82 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0
tumblr post by me that read:
magical girl whose civilian form is a "guy": yeah i'm staying in my magical girl form when i'm home by myself because i prefer it.

her spirit guide: i've been waiting for you to get this far! i'm so proud of you!

magical girl: what

spirit guide: you're transgender! i've been trying to make you realize all along! every challenge you've faced so far was to help you gain the courage to be your true self:

magical girl: ...dude.

spirit guide: what?

magical girl: what do you mean it was all to make me realize?

spirit guide: i may have been behind the shadow beasts. a little.

magical girl: people died, dude. what the hell? what the fuck is wrong with you?

tumblr post by me that read: magical girl whose civilian form is a "guy": yeah i'm staying in my magical girl form when i'm home by myself because i prefer it. her spirit guide: i've been waiting for you to get this far! i'm so proud of you! magical girl: what spirit guide: you're transgender! i've been trying to make you realize all along! every challenge you've faced so far was to help you gain the courage to be your true self: magical girl: ...dude. spirit guide: what? magical girl: what do you mean it was all to make me realize? spirit guide: i may have been behind the shadow beasts. a little. magical girl: people died, dude. what the hell? what the fuck is wrong with you?

22.11.2025 23:00 πŸ‘ 1207 πŸ” 376 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 12
A brown, fallen tulip tree leaf is lying on gravel. There's some dew drops on it, and they have turned a beautiful golden yellow.

A brown, fallen tulip tree leaf is lying on gravel. There's some dew drops on it, and they have turned a beautiful golden yellow.

My love for the tulip tree continues to grow. Also. Tannins are super cool.

21.11.2025 04:05 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

somehow our dog spontaneously learned Deep Pressure Therapy and now if I get scared there's a solid 25% chance she Detects it from across the house and comes to squish me

13.11.2025 14:24 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

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πŸπŸπŸ‘‰ 🐍
🦑🦑🦑🦑🦑🦑🦑🦑🦑🦑🦑🦑

13.11.2025 15:42 πŸ‘ 48 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

{marketing meeting}

VALVE CEO: Hmm let's see... does anyone here know who's addicted to Valve products and buys weird hardware at the drop of a hat?

GAY INTERN: {quietly} Sir… I have to teach you a term right now…

CEO: Is it "Six Sigma"? Because I'm way ahead of you

INTERN: No, no… it's… "T4T"…

13.11.2025 11:59 πŸ‘ 2576 πŸ” 778 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 5
Mouse mom playfully tosses her baby up in the air.

Mouse mom playfully tosses her baby up in the air.

Whee!

13.11.2025 22:58 πŸ‘ 1272 πŸ” 282 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

[11 simultaneous notifications] We’re sorry. The data-harvesting software associated with some Bluetooth thing you connected that you didn’t know about because we didn’t tell you about it failed to install. Please go to our weird site.

14.11.2025 15:32 πŸ‘ 1020 πŸ” 132 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
A photo of a vibrant orange illustrated sticker sheet featuring colorful isopods doing isopod things (eating a piece of fruit, hiding under a leaf, resting on top of a leaf, crawling around). To the right of the sticker sheet are some of the isopod stickers stuck onto a white sheet.

A photo of a vibrant orange illustrated sticker sheet featuring colorful isopods doing isopod things (eating a piece of fruit, hiding under a leaf, resting on top of a leaf, crawling around). To the right of the sticker sheet are some of the isopod stickers stuck onto a white sheet.

please check out my new isopod stickers :)

14.11.2025 00:43 πŸ‘ 408 πŸ” 112 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 2
A tan dog is holding down a white bellied on dog. The white bellied dog is being held on his back with his little paws in the air.

A tan dog is holding down a white bellied on dog. The white bellied dog is being held on his back with his little paws in the air.

Some kinda nonsense happening in here

15.11.2025 04:06 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A teenage Muscovy duck standing grass. Very close to the photographer.

A teenage Muscovy duck standing grass. Very close to the photographer.

A pile of young ducks are cuddled up together in the grass and dead leaves.

A pile of young ducks are cuddled up together in the grass and dead leaves.

Today's ducks! The teenage one followed me around a bit.

15.11.2025 04:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0