Border Patrol is detaining another US citizen and lying about it.
She’s part of a group of citizens and green card holders who have been disappeared after their travel plans were disrupted.
Lick Up the Butter, You Dog! (3)
for like 4-5 decades we have been debating whether parrots are self conscious despite being alive and capable of speaking, then some dipshit invents a product they want to sell and within a few months were asked to believe an inanimate object is actually smarter than we are
to top it all off the most crowded place here right now is Qdoba
everyone is grumpy! it’s hot and sweaty! nobody looks happy to be here! welcome to FLORIDA
I think the Orlando airport is the worst in the country by a good margin. but man it really sets the tone that you are in Florida
“you are anxious”
“I am anxious”
“holy SHIT”
i agree we need to make some sacrifices. we’ll need many wicker men to do it
poop paper. doo doo ass shit paper. poopoo paper
new york times shut da fuck up
Everyone needs to be talking about this.
this is the clearest black and white picture of how the US is fucked. illegal unprovoked war at the height of financial, healthcare and employment crises by a rogue pedophile president and it has 3/4ths approval from the "opposition" party.
perhaps this website attracts 38 year olds because its no problem for us to post on a forum where all the mods are huge pieces of shit that everybody hates
Mirror selfie of me in a black button up and suspenders
born To pokopia forced To be a suspenders startender bartender
Rotating cam atop the SE corner of Soldier Field. // Image captured at: 2026-03-04 19:58:28 UTC (about 8 min. prior to this post) // Image sourced from: windy.com // Current Temp in Chicago: 39 F | 4 C // Precip: light intensity drizzle // Wind: E at 9 mph | 15 kph // Humidity: 87%
Current* conditions near Chicago, IL:
our best of chicago issue starts hitting stands today, i wrote about the best place for snack-time bleach :)
devon market rules
hello people of the internet. just an occasional reminder that i am an editor with a (very meager) budget to pay you to write stories for me. rates are generally $200-$500.
if you live in chicago and have an idea for a news story, pitch me!
full pitch guidelines on our website:
I’ve never actually been to Pittsburgh but I’m excited to see it given how many of my friends are from there or live there
this week’s travels will take me to Orlando today (booooo) but Pittsburgh Saturday (yaaay)
if you haven’t gathered already I HATE flying. for me it’s a sweaty anxiety inducing experience. planes are amazing and complex machines and I am in awe of them every time I travel. I’d just rather not be on one 5-8 times per year
traveling for business is always so annoying but at least I get a little chocolate treat on the plane
a screenshot of David Lynch (RIP) doing his famous “Friday once again” routine
if youuuuuuu can believe it, I’m at the airport once again!
Danny Hogg shirtless, wearing a gold necklace and medallion with a durag, standing with his arm on the ledge of a brick wall next to one of his legendary large tags in the DC metro area reading cool “disco” dan
Dan Hogg, AKA Cool Disco Dan, legendary DC tagger and total badass (1969-2017)
the nyt 🚽
the atlantic🚽
every contributor 🚽
your favorite columnist 🚽
professional solidarity at the expense of truth 🚽
the army of liberals who are dazzled by a masthead 🚽
the self regard of the media that led directly to this version of 2026 🚽
trans people have been ringing the alarm for years. we watched as a tiny group of transphobic editorial staff in charge of supposedly liberal publications moved public opinion on trans rights by twenty points against us. you don't care at all. you refuse to see it. you don't remember anything
The approximate cause of death for Anne Frank was the Nazis. The specific cause of death was the outbreak of Typhus at Bergen-Belsen camp, which overtook her (and others) from chronic malnutrition and medical abuse. These conditions are not, in character, unlike our system of immigration camps today
happy 10AM on the first Tuesday of the month in Chicago to all who celebrate
leave the math muncher out of this. he's his own thing
the chessmaster is the pricemaster’s younger brother. their dad is the mathmaster
