tech CEO in 2026: My computer has anxiety.
venture capitalist in 2026: Here, have 200 billion more dollars.
child in 2006: My NeoPet is angry at me.
mom in 2006: No it isn't sweetie, go to bed.
mom to dad in 2006: We have an idiot boy. Our boy is a little idiot person. It's too late to fix him.
A post on X from the betting platform Polymarket that says “BREAKING: Anthropic CEO says Claude may or may not have gained consciousness, as the model has begun showing symptoms of anxiety.”
Literally as I’m arguing with someone about whether AI companies are misleading people into believing their technology possesses God-like super-intelligence I see this monstrosity
America is having the solutions to all our problems within our capabilities to make us well and happy but rejecting them outright for a guaranteed ending of misery and death.
If any news org has footage of Amazon data centers being blown up and burnt to the ground, there’s definitely a big audience for that.
Congratulations to all the millions of people who put these 12-year olds back in charge of the country.
I believe there’s an expression for this:
Fuck you. Pay me.
The fuck you mean? Put the money in the bag.
Spencer Tracy faces off against evil men to try to withdraw money from his credit fund in BAD DAY AT…
::giant hook pulls me offstage::
I know I keep saying this, but I get a perverse sense of relief when things like this happen due to the war because oh hey, reality still exists. It’s not all just content. Cause and effect are still a thing. You haven’t totally lost your fragile grip on sanity.
At least, we bet our future on the computer that doesn’t do anything.
High gas prices, war in the middle east, unpopular president, soaring unemployment. Welcome back second term Bush administration.
US Employers Unexpectedly Cut Jobs, Unemployment Rises February data call labor market stabilization narrative into question
Congrats to everyone who voted for Trump and a Republican Congress "for the economy." This is what you get, a sputtering job creation engine that can't make progress like before and keeps rolling backwards.
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Just seen a Twitter screen grab of someone referring to Andrew Tate's 'desert trek' into Dubai as 'Lawrence of dry labia'
It takes real galaxy brains to mass cancel solar and wind projects and then start a pointless unpopular war that sends oil prices soaring.
The Trump Administration can’t even impose its will on Minneapolis when the full force of the federal government was focused on it, but surely they will be able to pacify and remake Iran, a nation of 90 million people halfway around the world.
We’re murdering children and our economy sucks. Congrats on becoming Russia, everyone.
My favorite scene in this is when it's revealed Redford's character has had a Nazi tattoo on his chest the last 20 years, but claims to not know it's one.
I feel like this was the pitch for a 70s European thriller that probably would've starred Robert Shaw.
She’s the entire Village People
Nice timing.
Considering what's coming out this weekend, flash back to over 40 years ago to a film many have long forgotten.
This is how it feels to deal with a narcissist.
If you’ve watched America continually get its ass kicked over the last 60 years or so, you’re going to be as confident as this guy.
Point/Counterpoint This War Will Shut Off 20% of the Global Petroleum Supply for A Month and Send the Economy into a Stagflationary Tailspin vs. No It Won’t Published: March 26, 2003
Probably the Ground Zero moment of many in this country becoming full-blown sociopaths as a reaction to a global pandemic.
Another motivation to get rid of Graham Platner is that his DOWNFALL meme video will probably be one of the greatest of its genre.
The shot at Fetterman was one of the biggest laughs. The final line is ::chef's kiss::
“To take cheap shots at fellow artists says more than anything else he could say. Shows a lot about his character. You don’t have to like all art but only a weak person/artist feels the need to diminish the VERY arts that inspire those who are interested in slowing down, to do exactly that.”
God has a plan for all of us? This wasn't God's plan. You fucked up, got caught and your party threw you under the bus.
