i'm alice

i'm so excited. it's so cool that i'll actually be able to have my Mii be non-binary in Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream, it's still kinda unreal

never in my life did i think i'd utter the sentence "good luck nintendo, i sincerely hope you win this lawsuit" but.... here we are

yea they are i say so

Nintendo sues White House, falsely believing it to be a Super Mario fan game of some kind

"We honestly thought "White House" was a Mario 64 ROM hack, but now we just gotta go through with the lawsuit regardless or we'll look silly."

not a hot take, they are 🖋️

guys can i be honest. i'm still scared of the wannacry virus

OMG I JUST LOOKED IT UP 😭 THAT ONE IS SO ASS

dude they're turning all the minecraft mobs into funko pops? lmfao

A collection of doodles featuring Alice (@HEYimHeroic again, in case you were curious) in various situations. Starting from the right going clockwise, a full body posed drawing of Alice, left hand on their waist and right hand pointing outwards, winking towards you. They are wearing a sweater that goes below their waist, shaded in long bottoms underneath, and boots pointed towards each other. They are built with noodle limbs and big hands. Next to that is an Alice that’s very friend shaped. Below that, I super deformed variation. To the left, a drawing of their Mii, complete with awkward rightmost mole, wearing a badge saying “CERTIFIED MII™️ EXPERT”. Above the badge, another Alice with a mischievous expression and wearing the outfit they’re usually drawn in, looking towards the left of themselves with a mischievous expression. This one’s actually a reference to their profile picture (or an old one, I haven’t checked recently). Above that is a badge in the style of the ones in Nintendo Switch Sports, where they are giving a thumbs up with a positive expression. Next is an illustration based on a different drawing of them, where they’re holding a Wiimote with a speech bubble reading “A + B”, which is a common command used to start a lot of games on the console. Above that is Alice from behind with focus on their ass, based on a tweet of theirs. There is an arrow pointing directly at their waist, with the text “toogyatt.wav” next to it, in reference to “veryfat.mp3” from Wii Fit. And next to that is another chibi Alice flipping you off. How rude.

posting this alice here as well because why not #art #fanart

Pilotwings Resort states that guests are only allowed to drive electric vehicles on Wuhu Island. Earlier in the series, in Wii Sports Resort, this was phrased as "only electric vehicles are allowed on the island". However, in Mario Kart 7, Mario Kart races take place on the island where the racers all use gas vehicles. This suggests that Mario gained special pollution privileges for his Mario Kart activities. Source: @HEYimHeroic

In the Wii series games, Wuhu Island is committed to clean air by only allowing electric vehicles. However, in Mario Kart 7, gas vehicles are used in the races. This implies that Mario made a deal with the Wuhu Island administration to receive exclusive pollution privileges.

oh hell no

we've been knee-deep in it for well over half a decade now

how? everyone should hate every company

i don't hate Nintendo, i just like seeing Nintendo fail. there's a difference

yeah they clearly were struggling to develop for the Switch for some reason. but it's true we got Pokémon Legends: Z-A, i forgot that's considered mainline so yeah i guess we did still get one

typically when a new system comes out the next Pokémon game is still on the previous system (Black 2/White 2 after 3DS launched, Ultra Sun/Ultra Moon after Switch launched), so i expected we'd still get one more Switch game. but also yeah that too lol

oh wait... the new Pokémon game is only on Switch 2...? lol

my friend: "hey dude could you help me move this furniture around"

me: "yeah no problem. all you gotta do is go to the 🛠️ Edit menu. then, use your 👆 cursor to select the furniture you'd like to move. finally, use the ↔️↕️ Move Arrows to move the selected furniture around."

i don't think so

where do i get a good new desk chair mine broke last night lol

oops i tagged @sillypau.bsky.social incorrectly lol

Happy Birthday @heyimheroic.bsky.social ᐠ( ᐛ )ᐟ🎉

happy birthday to me

Alice and Pau (@sillypau.bsky.app) wearing paper Burger King crowns in a Burger King restaurant.

i'm at Burger King with my Burger Queen,
can i get a large fry?
she's vegan please, so don't put no cheese,
with some honey mustard on the side

making websites is so cool and fun. you should do it

i love Miis

just found an infinite water glitch in Minecraft

Miitopia (3DS) promotional art for the Besmirched Noble's Son.

why did they put him in this pose for this render 😭

it's surprisingly easy to eat your 3ds

IT FINALLY HAPPENED... i went to a restaurant so much they just gave me my "usual" without me even needing to ask for it. thank you @freddysusa.bsky.social, this is maybe the best day of my life