Libby Hill

NOEM TAKING QUESTIONS - DOES NOT APPEAR TO KNOW SHE WAS FIRED

DHS keeps the fuck plane. Lewandowski stays on it and he has to fuck. Markwayne's problem now.

Every time Markwayne Mullin changes jobs, he has to add an additional name to his first name, it's federal law

You could spend the rest of your life trying but you'd never, ever convince me that the name Markwayne isn't a joke from a lost In Living Color skit

ding dong motherfuckers

A comic drawn digitally with two panels. First panel has one black cat on the left asking a white cat on the right "so what do you do for a living?" Second panel the white cat answered with a silly face "My best?"

don't we all

#art #cuteart #comic #cat

I’m dehydrating with the grace of an oversized prune.

We’ve been together for the whole of time. You know I’m dry!

She just corrected me with great concern when I joked that cats were one of the great apes.

How to win in November

Nobody hates living veterans more than Republicans. Dead veterans they can exploit in videos. But living veterans with opinions and medical needs are literally offensive to conservatives.

One was a miner and the other was an alcoholic deadbeat.

Libby: Oh no I got on a school bus Emily: wait for real Those are yellow

She has a lot of faith in my abilities.

Headline of a Q&A in New Yorker formatting Headline: A panicked middle-aged man refuses to tell me directions to the bathroom. Subhed: Please, I just have to pee. I'm in a hurry. By Isaac Chotiner March 4, 2026

Excuse me. Oh, God. Oh, no. Holy shit. Get away from me. I was wondering if you knew where the bathrooms are. Look, I'm ... it's not a crime to scroll through your high school girlfriend's Instagram account. We remained friends after high school! I was at her wedding! It's only natural to see how she's doing.

I'm in a bit of a hurry, and I'm afraid that if I choose the wrong corridor, I'll be late for my train. I think they're down that way, but I'm actually from out of town. Please stop talking to me.

Real quick, though. I agree that it's natural to be interested in an old friend, but aren't you afraid about the message you might be sending by liking a picture of her at the beach from 2015? If that did happen, and I'm only going off your word, it was probably an accident. They put the ... scroll bars or whatever ... close to the thumbs up button. People have been complaining about that for years. I've been complaining about that for years.

don’t mean to be legally normie but I think reading these court orders about ICE abuses to Kristi Noem’s face, while recording her empty responses in the Congressional record, is worth doing

As always

Balint to Noem: "You're the secretary of DHS -- for now. And you think you're immune from accountability. But I promise you this: one day he is not gonna be president anymore. And when that day comes, we will still be here. And in hearings like this, we are going to continue to prove your guilt."

Your timeline told me it wanted some pictures from the delightful Wes Anderson show at the Design Museum In London

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I worked on this beat for a decade and he just posted it out

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Twilight Zone premise

wishing a very SLEEP WITH ONE EYE OPEN to all other anti-trans Democrats nervously looking ahead to their own primaries

it's more fucked up because garfield was the one who took that saudi money to do the riyadh comedy circuit.

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See, the thing is we haven’t been—not because past presidents were perfect angels or thrilled with Iran, but because they didn’t want to close the Strait of Hormuz, evacuate American civilians from the whole region, and set the world economy on fire.

"hosted by jason biggs" is sending me

MASTERY FEATURE Virtuoso You are among the greatest of your craft and your skill is boundless. You can perform each of your “Gifted Performer” feature’s songs twice per long rest.

RPGs have got to stop writing flavor text like, “You’re the apex of this discipline, all bow before you in awe,” and then the ability associated with it is, “You can do a thing you could do at level 1 an extra time before you need to take a nap.”

AIDS went from being a thing that elders whispered about why so and so wouldnt ever be coming around again to a thing people just take meds for on cycle like Type 2 Diabetes

I gotta fucking log off.

Can you win a war on Calvinball rules?