Squirrelly Sam

Boredom will save us all

Ideas I had for a made-up public-access television station's programming lineup:

- Three hour accordion hour
- Goth Teen Safari
- Headline news for the slow

What public access shows would your station carry?

(Beastie Boys voice)

listen all y'all, it's a

Boss: Is everything ok?

Me: Yeah, I've been vibe-coding just like you asked.

Boss: All your recent updates just output "work sucks" over and over...

Me: Well yeah. That's a vibe.

I want this in big cursive letters on my living room wall. Inspirational.

move slow and repair things

This is the sign sabotage dream

Podcasts

Serious "Dr Strangelove" vibes

it's Bandcamp Friday, when (minus payment processor fees), 100% of the money you pay musicians goes straight to them. today is the day and it's a good one. here's what i'm picking up today:

@friends-table.bsky.social if you like ttrpg

Your buffalo isn't in a polycule at college

Counterpoint: go fuck yourself.

wait wtf are detachable peanuts

How I feel when someone blocks me

Meanwhile nobody questioning Riker's double-passworded holodeck playlist (Risa vacation videos)

I've long believed that Congress should be like jury duty. The kind of thing nobody actually wants to do except out of a sense that somebody should. Random but relatively easy to get out of.

I think that's called communism

we appear to have four competing fascist movements jockeying for control: blood & soil nazism under miller and hegseth, darwinian ecofascism from rfk, technofascism under vance and musk, and one Big Wet Hitler who understands the true animating core of the american volk is a deep love for shopping

You and this guy

Use both. Much better shitposting on this one.

Pretty sure I said "shouldn't" not "couldn't"

doing a reverse mid-life crisis where i do things that help affirm and accept growing older like slowly becoming weirder and witchier but also wiser

Back in my day we had to fit our game in 1.44MB and *It was enough*. Lotta "retro" loading screens don't fit in that now.

A hedge fund executive should be skilled at understanding and managing risk, no?

If the temperature never feels like the temperature it is, what does any of it mean?

Shut the fuck up the Sesame Street pinball number video is on