Sidney Hickenbottom

Jestico? Mistispeed?

Should use that in an injury angle

So cool! Can't decide if I stan kārearea or if I'm a tītī guy

They have to teach him to be less interesting and wrestle less effectively.

Are there any other cool New Zealand birds I need to know about? Whether or not they fuck is optional.

I might go as high as 7 but that's still not a top guy or someone being held down as tag champ territory. I thought his spot in AEW was basically perfect.

This is not going to end well

One of my favourite sides of politics/media.

Is Grok his doctor?

He's a guy you get over in low stakes segments. Crazy shit to expect him to satisfy as a hyped up surprise.

The Doc and Gordy of the women's division

The AEW Men's World Title scene is overflowing with intrigue. They're definitely not coasting into All In, even if the plan remains to crown Ospreay in London. So many purposeful and coherent twists and turns along the way.

Washington Generals to Trump's Globetrotters

Not out of the realm of possibility

I just assume the actual names assigned the NXT level are the product of some intern using Grok

Very nice. Very MAGA.

Hmmn. I think you're right. Honestly, they could do worse.

They're gonna change his name. Imagine the hideous name they're going to give him.

Epic Fury sounds like an Attitude Era PPV (derogatory)

I could see going for a Misawa style rolling elbow.

I get a laugh out of imagining Dusty busting out an atomic elbow in a barroom brawl.

FUCK ICE, TOO

I really enjoy the Patti Smith cover, too

I do care about AEW's fortunes, but I also feel pretty confident it'll be okay. It's a genuine success and Tony has the money and influence to thrive even if the current partnerships collapse. I'm not as confident about the state of journalism/the media landscape and what that means for all of us.

One of the best and most important sports books ever written

-Willie Nelson

FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME

Time for my SOTA (State Of The Administration) address

Totally agree!

Aussies to Trump: naur!

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