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your friendly neighborhood mel

@geekmisconduct

WNBA ramblings (mostly #SkyTown), sporps, Star Wars musings, random fangirling. Non-profit data geek by day, gay disaster at night. Proud Chicagoan, tavern crust evangelist. Fuck Trump. Fuck ICE. she/her πŸ‰πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦

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Legend ❀️

07.03.2026 04:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I wouldn’t trust this jagoff to pick up my dog’s shit

07.03.2026 02:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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"It's pissing people off": Older Dems are sick of hearing about "generational change" "I have no idea why this is the year to write this story, except that Joe Biden was old."

Die mad.

06.03.2026 21:54 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2
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a person is holding a lighter that has the word ignition on the side Alt: a person is holding a lighter up

When that first spring roll of thunder hits

06.03.2026 21:45 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

*bows*

06.03.2026 20:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In Chicago, that man is Jeff Pagliocca. #WNBA

06.03.2026 19:48 πŸ‘ 32 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 3

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

06.03.2026 19:47 πŸ‘ 22364 πŸ” 5702 πŸ’¬ 215 πŸ“Œ 188

*ahem*

ANDRIANA FURS!

06.03.2026 20:14 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I feel like I wouldn’t want to be on the other end of an Arike punch.

06.03.2026 17:49 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

that's my president

06.03.2026 18:26 πŸ‘ 674 πŸ” 82 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 0

\o/

06.03.2026 18:51 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well for once Arike didn’t miss I guess πŸ€ͺ

06.03.2026 18:50 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I hear Nuremberg is beautiful this time of year. EAT SHIT you puppy-killing fascist!

05.03.2026 19:39 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

05.03.2026 17:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ooh ooh, where do I sign up for the Jeff one?

Also, The Subtleties of Drinking Beer From Your Shoe by Alanna Smith

05.03.2026 17:01 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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not to be outdone, the ceo of culvers double fisted a pair of butter burgers and died on camera immediately

05.03.2026 15:03 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

What in Tasmania? πŸ˜³πŸ’€

05.03.2026 07:50 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That MVP trophy is giving

05.03.2026 04:10 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry, that’s a Temu-ass trophy, lollllll

05.03.2026 04:07 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Alanna Smith rn:

05.03.2026 03:59 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’d be Taurasi-ing every door in Sephora.

05.03.2026 03:57 πŸ‘ 36 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2

My gf: β€œdid that interviewer borrow her outfit from Kim Mulkey?”

05.03.2026 04:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

One last time:

05.03.2026 03:57 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

fin.

05.03.2026 03:58 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

White championship t-shirts should be banned

(I’m a slob, lol)

05.03.2026 03:59 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

YAY LAN & LI & LISH & ARIKE

(not u terf shoes)

05.03.2026 03:56 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

😭

03.03.2026 04:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Btw, you too can relive the glory of the 80s, by going to Galloping Ghost Arcade in Brookfield. 800+ arcade games, and for $25, you get unlimited play. It’s beyond unreal

01.03.2026 05:35 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I have anxiety just thinking about it…

01.03.2026 05:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you! πŸ₯³

01.03.2026 05:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0