Chief Kiefer Sutherland

Getting in the holiday spirit

Pidgey and I are starting a content house. It’s called our home. Dipshits apply within

You queens dropped this 👑

E-gals is one letter away from regals

evirls

Simulated mustard gas attack. Stay low, nice technique

bro is an iPad kid

Needs more butt problems

We’ve ran the numbers, it’s not pretty

Getting put in the toaster probably feels so good for an eggo waffle

The bowl will guide you to victory

So true. Thoughts and prayers

You letting some hussy touch his scalp? Girl go get the bowl and clippers

This is not adding up

They not even top 5? Have some self worth, King.

Hyperfixating with @misspidgey.bsky.social and we’re about to paint this town (wall) red (dark blue/green)

Who up, who florencing they machine?

The grass is green where you water it

This and my real life ya

Bad!

On the 9th day, god made the cool ranch flavor

…and on the 8th day, god enacted Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell for the Department of Defense

Repost this if trans people should have free boneless wings

Get em

Lamborghini mORcy, your chick tryna jORk me

Somewhere in Kansas

No u

No

That 5:35am run through the airport hit different

If these jars break on this flight it was god’s will. And who am I to deny that?