Agreed. But at least we've already had winter and its never coming back and there will never be giant snowbanks ever again to mess with the contractor's machines...
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Agreed. But at least we've already had winter and its never coming back and there will never be giant snowbanks ever again to mess with the contractor's machines...
"Any missed collection"? You mean like my entire neighborhood for five blocks in every direction from my house? π€£ Loving the rollout of this new bin system so far, gang...
BREAKING: Trump's war in Iran all part of an elaborate plan by the Ellisons to remake HOMELAND for Paramount Warner Bros+
You can tell these tech bros all dropped out of Stanford or wherever to start their stupid startups without finishing so much as a SINGLE @#$%ING PHILOSOPHY COURSE. If they considered for a moment that someone somewhere in human history knew something they didn't maybe we wouldn't be in this mess
From vibes you came, to vibes you shall return
At the very least, I assume FIFA will be demanding its Peace Prize back, right?
Moskowitz: "Let me congratulate the former Homeland Security Secretary on her appointment to be the Shield of Americas, which I'm pretty sure the president came up with when he watched the last Avengers movie"
Locus Awards Announces Guest of Honor Stephen Graham Jones locusmag.com/2026/03...
Macbeth and The Tempest
FT comments section this morning - saying what everyone else is thinking, right?
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I was once alone in the living room, sneezed, said outloud "Bless you!" and then, again outloud, answered myself with "Thank you"...
Also the most Canadian moment ever ;)
I used skills i learned from watching MANTRACKER and SURVIVORMAN to successfully reunite with my tour group when we got separated for a couple of hours in the Australian outback. PS: Australian green ants have a delicious lemon-lime flavour π
never, ever, ever, ever accept "how will you pay for it?" as an argument against social programs.
What sin did Toronto the Good commit to deserve the scourge of the Ford family constantly messing with it?
I dunno. The suits should be CGI, if you ask me
@mauricebroaddus.bsky.social series The Knights of Breton Court, which is sort of βThe Wire meets Excalibur.β
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A US submarine sinking a lonely, dinky Iranian surface ship an ocean away from the theater of the main conflictβand 9000
miles from North Americaβmakes it pretty clear the US is fighting a general war, without the declaration required by the Constitution. www.reuters.com/world/asia-p...
And it's one, two, three/
what are we fighting for?/
Don't ask me, I don't give a damn/
next stop Iran again/
And it's five, six, seven/
open up the pearly gates/
Well, ain't no time to wonder why/
whoopee we're all gonna die!
2/ etc
(To the tune of "I-Feel-Like-Iβm-Fixinβ-to-Die Rag" by Country Joe and the Fish)
Come on all of you big strong men/
Uncle Sam needs your help again/
He's got himself in a terrible jam/
Way down yonder in Iran again/
Put down your books and pick up a gun/
We're gonna have a whole lotta fun
1/
Pete Hegseth's prepared remarks at this press conference sound like they were written by ChatGPT.
Most days, I wake with a song in my head. Today, it was this one
How I arrived on Bluesky
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