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It's good to see in space that The Orange order came around eventually.

What they don't show in the picture is the other part of the coffin and his feet are wiggling.

Was sad to see this yesterday, I only met him once years ago but fuck he was funny.

Maybe pulmonary issues are his version of Al Capone's taxes.

I haven't listened to @sensesforever.bsky.social album yet because the British oppressors in the post office haven't delivered it still. Apparently turning up tomorrow

Poor Creature - All Smiles Tonight (Official Video) YouTube video by Poor Creature

The Poor Creature album is a stunning piece of work. The title track is a great introduction
youtu.be/GV8YtKabvpM?...

Just watched taking of Pelham 1 2 3 again, just an unbelievable film. Robert Shaw is terrifying, Walter Matthau is hilarious.

Having Vinnie Jones give an opinion on football but referring to him as 'Film Star' seems a bit of an odd choice.

Just started reading The Stranger Times last Saturday on my holidays and just started book 3 today. Love it, especially love spotting other comedian names like Michael Legge, Martin Mor and guessing Ox is based off Okse who gave me my first ever stand up gig many years ago.

I always remember Kathleen Hanna from Bikini Kill talking about how much she hates "Cat's in the Cradle"

Joseph Goebald

I'm in Greece, does anyone know how to say
'I need a towel for my sweaty everything'

"get rid of him, he's shite"

News story about world war 2 veteran aged 106 who puts his long life down to drinking custard. There is a picture in the story of him drinking custard from a can.

She's only 102, Custard man is 106 so I'm taking his word from it and guzzling custard

Not out of a window, did he live in a bungalow?

Does your Fiance do an online course and can these methods be adapted to work with children?

An AI generated image of Paul McCartney stood next to a woman in glasses wearing a Tipperary GAA top.

Don't approve of AI art generally but my 12 year old came up with this gag and then made a picture
It's a Tipperary Secretary

Within without UAE.
#middleEastBeatles

That time Noel Gallagher said that his celeb pass should allow him seats in the disabled area at a festival and claimed he'd tip a disabled person out of chair to get his son a better view. He also said he'd touch disabled fans on the forehead and say 'Rise you can walk'

Let's all remember this delightful rejoinder from Manchesters leading tory Gobshite.

Your regular reminder that Curly was in a pre Smiths band with Johnny Marr and Andy Rourke

I think it's a shame that Katie Perry and Orlando bloom split up, how often do you find that one person who is just as insufferable as you are.

I'm going next week and I am very excited.

I'm on Holiday from this day next week and I'll be honest I think I've already mentally checked out.

Can anyone explain why Corned Beef is so expensive. Ham £1.50 for a million slices, corned beef £3 for 3 slices..madness

Sunday night movie was Bottle Rocket, Wes Anderson isn't Wes Andersoning it yet but it's a great wee movie (produced by Grace Films of Simpsons fame). Great soundtrack as per usual.

Alan's stalker from Alan Partridge. He is topless in a room full of pictures of Alan Partridge with Alan Partridges face tattooed on his chest

Just now discovering that this is Jackie Merrick from Emmerdale

For context I come from a long line of farmers and the apple has fallen far from the tree. It fell, was pulped and mixed with strawberries and banana and sold at an ridiculous price in the city.

I partook in one of the cultchiest of activities today and did the Hay....everything hurts, my fingers are wrecked from hay bale twine, my hay fever is off the charts and my ancestors are all looking at my piss poor efforts with disgust.

Jesus that's going to be some tractor.

That's the youngest child just finished Primary school today and moving on to the secondary after summer. I'd cry but she reckons I owe her £5 because we bet that one of us would be in tears