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fully fucking psychotic. this has happened to me a few times but never this much money, i'm so angry for you

02.03.2026 19:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the rational response to learning of Epstein's 24/7 access to white-glove treatment from some of the world's best surgeons and medical practitioners is to conclude that privatized health care is a moral, ethical, and medical catastrophe. it's reasonable to call for the whole system to be rethought

02.03.2026 19:12 πŸ‘ 1071 πŸ” 188 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 1

i genuinely think it's because he was dating a latina before this most recent move & downward spiral. post mia goth, the woman actually posted a bunch of videos about how abusive he was to her kinda recently. she recorded him in one video & he's talking like that to her. very weird shit

01.03.2026 23:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

ah sorry i missed your text! i was standing behind shia labeouf in his bathroom mirror in the dark with red glowing eyes & then disappearing when he turned around in a panic ❀️

01.03.2026 22:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oof. I just read your post in the most uncharitable, pedantic way possible, and I gotta tell ya: it's not looking good for you.

01.03.2026 15:04 πŸ‘ 10443 πŸ” 2183 πŸ’¬ 59 πŸ“Œ 62

whenever I explain to people the USA politics makes perfect sense if you know the people running the show are evangelical death cultists that want the Rapture to happen by triggering it in Israel i sound like a conspiracy theorist or I'm telling them the plot to a movie. But it's what is happening.

28.02.2026 16:55 πŸ‘ 358 πŸ” 135 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 5

going tomorrow and i can't wait omg!!!!!!!!!!

21.02.2026 05:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Chris Fleming special announced, Sandra Bernhard on White Lotus announced, new Muna song, Doechii is a lesbian….what a day for the queers and homos

11.02.2026 02:43 πŸ‘ 58 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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lol donald trump invaded venezuela and captured maduro all so that they’d stop sending oil to cuba and start sending it to israel jesus christ man its just too ridiculous

10.02.2026 19:26 πŸ‘ 5197 πŸ” 1327 πŸ’¬ 69 πŸ“Œ 61

this was way more prevalent when i was still on tiktok but it feels like people are getting really weird about alcohol, coffee, anything that might make you happy--even in innocuous amounts! feels like we're re-engineering puritanism as a method of maintaining control (over ourselves, each other)

09.02.2026 18:05 πŸ‘ 1338 πŸ” 222 πŸ’¬ 51 πŸ“Œ 23

When a sitting representative refers to the Super Bowl halftime show as β€œpornography,” people should use that to reflect on how they and other representatives are simultaneously working to ban, censor, and restrict β€œpornography” and what that actually means

10.02.2026 18:52 πŸ‘ 14400 πŸ” 4380 πŸ’¬ 259 πŸ“Œ 145
Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s Capitol Hill Disaster
Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s Capitol Hill Disaster YouTube video by Taylor Lorenz Livestreams

Joseph Gordon-Levitt is supporting The Heritage Foundation's tech policy agenda, boosting a proposed law by Lindsey Graham that would mass deplatform LGBTQ people and censor abortion content from the internet. And he's trying to frame it as progressive!

08.02.2026 05:18 πŸ‘ 756 πŸ” 221 πŸ’¬ 32 πŸ“Œ 60

hate that they just started beta testing products/technology that DOES NOT WORK YET on the public. it's genuinely so insane to me that we just have waymos ON THE ROADS. they are NOT READY YET! LLMs can't do ANYTHING GOOD yet. the public should not even have access, but it's forced on us like rats

08.02.2026 12:28 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

those were the days

06.02.2026 21:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

While reporting this, I had something happen that's never happened. A comms rep for one of the co's disputed my reporting and said what I was telling them was untrue because it was not in Grok, xAI's chatbot.

I was looking directly at the files. And this person was using AI to challenge the truth.

05.02.2026 17:38 πŸ‘ 9564 πŸ” 3241 πŸ’¬ 202 πŸ“Œ 227

if you or someone you know has a costco card, they have some of the best mattresses that are also some of the more affordable ones

05.02.2026 12:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This is how Tom Homan reacts to losing a court case to free a medically fragile 5-year-old who was used as bait to lure his dad so they could be imprisoned in a measles factory. Fuck any de-escalation stories that come out.

02.02.2026 13:11 πŸ‘ 3173 πŸ” 1085 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 11

Why is Peter Thiel so pink and wet. Constantly looks like he shed his skin for worse skin.

03.02.2026 02:04 πŸ‘ 259 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 2

chiefs should win, super bowl . lets invent new disease like cold but worse. cancel, game of thrones. can we make kids, snort cinnamon on tiktok. lady ga ga meat dress

02.02.2026 20:58 πŸ‘ 691 πŸ” 81 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 1

we said all along that they wanted Gawker dead not because we embarrassed a pro wrestler but because the Epstein story is one Gawker was covering a decade before most other people caught up & was just one of many stories exposing powerful people and their misdeeds

31.01.2026 20:31 πŸ‘ 9679 πŸ” 3294 πŸ’¬ 82 πŸ“Œ 55

Noam Chomsky and Stephen Pinker say Epstein was an intellectual force with a mind like steel trap and then his e-mails read like the ending of Flowers for Algernon.

14.11.2025 03:12 πŸ‘ 3830 πŸ” 520 πŸ’¬ 47 πŸ“Œ 40

in a similar position & don't even know where to start

27.01.2026 00:00 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

we are installing arch right now on our 11 year old piece of shit thinkpad so it can be our house computer/media library. definitely switch!

30.09.2025 03:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Becoming increasingly clear we’re gonna have to build a parallel infrastructure for all the media we really love. The reason all of this is happening under the color of law is hyperconsolidation, dissent being traded straight up for merger approval, or fear of harassment.

18.09.2025 00:22 πŸ‘ 40081 πŸ” 8927 πŸ’¬ 875 πŸ“Œ 539

having an acute episode best described as a severe aversion to being contacted bc i have major psychic damage from constant spam calls, emails, texts, group chats, notifications, alerts. i've utilized do not disturb for over a year but sometimes i just NEED to not be immediately available to ANYONE

09.09.2025 23:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜” hail satan

22.08.2025 16:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, this is definitely coordinated

21.08.2025 19:54 πŸ‘ 3803 πŸ” 1391 πŸ’¬ 74 πŸ“Œ 120

filled with a deep & endless grief about what they're doing to online

01.08.2025 18:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

it sucks so much that these nerds preyed on a lot of unwell ppl by spreading conspiracy theories while they were doing real conspiracy shit. they made their own base look nuts & now YOU feel nuts when you see them doing all the shit they accuse other ppl of doing. they're so sloppy & bad at it too 😭

24.07.2025 19:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0