Octopus/Caveman

Everyone else is so confused by this comment lol

Love you buddy

Dreamsickle LoveBot 16x20 on stretched canvas

Don’t make fun of my band

I got this tattoo for my first grindcore band Bearded Mary. When you go to jail they ask you what your tattoos mean to determine gang affiliation. I said “that stands for Bette Midler because she’s the wind beneath my wings.” No further questions were asked.

Thought about buying this just to have the little sombrero for fun dick pics

That rules hahaha

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It might not be so bad because you could probably just wipe once at the end of your shift

It’s gonna sound attractive at first. They’ll say you can earn a few extra bucks by just taking an extra shit here and there but it leads to the poop sweatshops. Stand strong against shitsploitation. It’s bad stuff man.

Kid rock and a piece of beef jerky with brain damage

Two dorks with monster energy drink tattoos

telling my adorable daughter i'm not putting the drawing she made on the fridge because it's toddlerslop

When the car has both uber and lyft logos that's dual citizenship

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Thought it would be cool if someone could take a shit for you like if you were busy of something but inevitably the rich would exploit the poor and rich people would never shit and pay poor people in India a nickel a day to constantly shit for them. If the technology is invented I won’t support it.

Band name

When you’re standing next to another guy at a urinal, you aren’t supposed to look at their dick, so you can check out their butt and nobody will know if you get a boner.

We will hold a seance tomorrow so I can tell him lol

Looking great so far bud

I’ve got a friend that’s a gulf war vet and he told me he used to get letters from elementary schools and one kid just wrote in crayon “thank you for dying for our sins”

Yes and yes

Imagining a rooster in a hurry shorting cockadoodledoo to just cock.

A couple of years ago my office was getting rid of an old printer. So I disassembled it and painted on the panels.

Skeles

Thank you. Me too

Thanks buddy. Hope you’re doing well. I’m tired as hell.

So me and my joke loafers were all over the local papers and news stations

I bought these shoes as a joke and was telling all the other guys they look like slobs in their tennis shoes and they should be dressed business casual but the joke’s on me. We were busy loading retardant on planes all day and my feet were killing me AND then the news cameras showed up.

Hobo Johnson was mentioned in the Epstein files thousands of times. He never went to the island or anything there’s just a bunch of emails from people saying how much he sucks.